Nail 001 - SHE IS (NOT) MY WIFE
[How... peculiar. Bang woke up in a bed early Monday morning. That is... quite odd. In the bed next to him.... no... this can't be right, can it? There's a woman there. And while she does have an appealing figure... this... no, this isn't right at all! Bang gets nervous. Really nervous. He wasn't hung over, so a bad judgment call while drinking was
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Yes... I think I am. Could you possibly point me in the direction of the town of Kagutsuchi?
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Wh...Why do you say that?
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What.....
How...Why....
[suddenly, FIREY EYES OF PASSION]
A MINOR SETBACK! BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL NOT LET SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE STOP ME FROM MY DUTIES AS A HERO! IF AN OBSTACLE STANDS IN MY WAY, IT IS MY DUTY AS A MAN TO KNOCK IT DOWN WITH MY BARE HANDS!
[he takes a deep breath, concentrating heavily for a second. Must keep his mind clear. His body loose...]
SHISHIGAMI SPECIAL TECHNIQUE! DIMENSION SHATTERING HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
[he punches the air with great force. Nothing happens.]
...ANY MINUTE NOW....
[He was pretty sure that would work. Even though that wouldn't work even in his universe....after another attempt. He kind of... frowns. And then breaks down crying.]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO WILL REBUILD IKARUGA, WHO WILL KEEP CITIZENS SAFE FROM EVIL....
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Now I will never be able to tell her my true feelings!
[STILL BAWLING.]
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Yes! Yes, you're right! I will find a way to save us all from this horrid place!
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