stories by callie
kyle and debbie had been together for as long as anyone could remember. ever since before middle school even. they didnt date or anything, but they never talked to anyone else either. it was honestly kinda weird. it turns out they were planning to plant a bomb.
kyle lived with his dad. his mother was in and out of his life cause she was way too busy with her modeling/cocain career. kyle's dad was a welder and drove a pick up. kyle cooked dinner and kept the house neat and went to school, and in the meantime he studied the entising, sexy anatomy of nuclear weapons. kyle liked explosions and fire and all in all, kyle was a very sad boy, and he liked to wear those thermal underwear shirts.
debbie was the youngest of 4. her parents have been happily married for the past 30 years, or so she thought. debbie's mother, joan, yeah she was having an affair with the postmaster. not just the postman, no, the man who was in charge of all the postmen. debbies father was just a small time accountant. debbie is a straight A student her favorite piece of art was the periodic table of elements.
today was the bigday.
kyle and debbie came prepared. they didint like to waste time. there was a bomb in the cafeteria, there was a bomb in the library, there was a bomb in the attic, and in the restrooms of the third, second and first floors. kyle picked the lock of the bookkeepers office and took all the money for the clubs, the money from the fund raiser for orphans and the money for the football team's new uniforms. a sophmore was standing in the hall at the time. debbie didint like that at all. debbie didint want to be seen. quickly and without mercy she pulled her box cutter out of her pocket, from her stocking job, and stabbed him in the face, right there in the hallway. but uh oh, there was a hall monitor. shit, this was it.
they ran, thru that hallway, and past the library, down 7th. earlier that day kyle swiped the keys off of that kid who drove the nice lexus. the hall monitor was on there tail tho. but with that cheery boop boop the car was unlocked, and debbie slammed the door in the hm's face just in time. they sped off and pressed the button.
the cafeteria went off like, well it went off like a bomb. today was mexican pizza day, and it was all over the place. childrens hungry mouths were blown wide open for their midday meal. the library went up in flames, the whole thing like a fuse. the shingles all fell off the attic roof, and the whole building caved in like the chest of an anorexic.
and for once, kyle and debbie, their little family felt whole. debbie clasped kyle's hand resting on the stick shift, "thank you" she whispered,he lifted her tiny hand to his lips and kissed every little fingertips individually, "no, thank you".