I don't think I should bother with these metric booby traps.

[furclam]

Bake my grits and squeeze my tits, my fuccin' MSN Messenger isn't working, nor is anything in which it requires me to put in a code...such as hotmail, ticketmaster and more importantly my university account, which I need to get on tomorrow to register...I have a deep, deep, deep gut instinct that either my mother and her downloading and installing of useless and random programs or my brother and his undying love of all things xxx-rated had something to do with this...cause I tried adjusting all the security levels of the internet and every other possible course of action and still nothing...If Data was here, he'd fix my problem.

Everyone should own the Curb your Enthusiasm DVDs...The dog bit my penis!

I need more initiative...End transmission.