Fever Dreams Are The Best
Don't forget to add opiates on top of it for good measure!
Playing last night in the overheated theater of the mind was a blacksploitation movie that never existed called "NEGRO RAGE!!!" (I made sure to check the poster at the movie theater before I entered) Popcorn was not available at the concession, only buckets of fried chicken. The movie, as best as I can recall the plot, seemed to revolve around a Inglorious Basterds-esque slaughter of members of the KKK. It got really crazy when our head badass did the Scooby Doo reveal on Samuel L. Jackson's character only to reveal that he was Tom Metzger, founder of the White Aryan Resistance, all along! John Woo-grade bloodfest ensued...and then a woke up due to wracking coughs.
This comes on the heels of Tuesday night's fever dreams where I was in a bar in Barstow with my teetotaler friend and we caught someone stuffing a ballot box. After locking him in a stall in the men's room to keep him from getting away, we then began arguing at each other about how to torture his ass in the most ethical manner. If I had been taking notes, I bet I could have gotten a fresh law degree from Professor Yoo.
Playing last night in the overheated theater of the mind was a blacksploitation movie that never existed called "NEGRO RAGE!!!" (I made sure to check the poster at the movie theater before I entered) Popcorn was not available at the concession, only buckets of fried chicken. The movie, as best as I can recall the plot, seemed to revolve around a Inglorious Basterds-esque slaughter of members of the KKK. It got really crazy when our head badass did the Scooby Doo reveal on Samuel L. Jackson's character only to reveal that he was Tom Metzger, founder of the White Aryan Resistance, all along! John Woo-grade bloodfest ensued...and then a woke up due to wracking coughs.
This comes on the heels of Tuesday night's fever dreams where I was in a bar in Barstow with my teetotaler friend and we caught someone stuffing a ballot box. After locking him in a stall in the men's room to keep him from getting away, we then began arguing at each other about how to torture his ass in the most ethical manner. If I had been taking notes, I bet I could have gotten a fresh law degree from Professor Yoo.