Everybody steals
It's been a long time since somebody ever did anything first. The first person to eat cheese, the first person to kick just so, the first person to learn how to speak chinese. And every time someone does it after them, they all thought, "hey, that's mine." From sunglasses to sidekicks, everyone steals from somebody. Everyone is six degrees deperated from everyone else, so somewhere along the line, it "hey, I KNEW that guy!" Somehow, with all these facts present, I still can't help but think those are my snap-kicks, how do you know about mystery science theatres, and I've met them in middle schools. We all do, no matter how much quiznos lies to you, the didn't invent anything. Somebody else did. I don't have a point, do I ever? ; ) But just you remeber yet, somebody has been there before you, no matter how original you think your being, so show some humilty and respect. Or don't. Anyone who doesn't like it, I slice them in two. Anybody who doesn't like it and mentions it to me, I slice them in two, but in a fashion that causes both portions of thier corpse to realize it hurt more. A lot more. In conclusion, te reniscance faire has more promise than I do.
Shout-outs (which I "invented" or so I thought I did)
Joel: You sound like your trying to take credit for something, you'd better not or I will slice you in twain, and since twain is cooler than two, you will lose.
Drew: Your a cool cool guy with a cool cool car, or something, I just remeber the sbe-mail. Anyways, sorry if I'm ignorant, I just likes to be goofy. But Even so I always enjoy your company, and sincerly hope to be a crazy uncle of your children.
Brittany: WE ARE GOING TO THE VARF!!!! WOOOO!!! too excited?
Nate: You write many hiaku, have you considered living in bohemia, it'd be a good place for oyu to fit in. Atheism, poetry, german. P.S I like/understand much of your poetry, which is a big compliment from a non-sense poetry hater like myself.
Work: you need to leave me alone, but not without giving me a check for no apparent reason at all.
Court of knee: Hey! Look at me! I'm writing about you!!!!! Hi, how's high school miss afflicted?
Everyone else: ...
Shout-outs (which I "invented" or so I thought I did)
Joel: You sound like your trying to take credit for something, you'd better not or I will slice you in twain, and since twain is cooler than two, you will lose.
Drew: Your a cool cool guy with a cool cool car, or something, I just remeber the sbe-mail. Anyways, sorry if I'm ignorant, I just likes to be goofy. But Even so I always enjoy your company, and sincerly hope to be a crazy uncle of your children.
Brittany: WE ARE GOING TO THE VARF!!!! WOOOO!!! too excited?
Nate: You write many hiaku, have you considered living in bohemia, it'd be a good place for oyu to fit in. Atheism, poetry, german. P.S I like/understand much of your poetry, which is a big compliment from a non-sense poetry hater like myself.
Work: you need to leave me alone, but not without giving me a check for no apparent reason at all.
Court of knee: Hey! Look at me! I'm writing about you!!!!! Hi, how's high school miss afflicted?
Everyone else: ...