SPECIES ZOOLOGY!
5:02 PM 11/30/09 · One of the little projects I did as @LtCuddles was simplify, and sillify, the various alien races of the Star Trek Universe. It's an ongoing thing, I'll do one every so often or a bunch in short order.
A few of these are slightly biased from @LtCuddles own perspective and experiences with other RP twits.
Thought it might be nice to put them all together like this, also so I could doublecheck the spelling of some of the species after the fact:
Tribble: Fluffy explosive parthenogenesis on crack! Orion: Wiggly green goodness. Deltan: Check please! Species 8472: Not bad grilled & marinated. Borg Collective: This Xbox craze has gone just a bit too far! Klingon: They're all pre·menstruel. Changeling: Jello with an attitude. Human: Pretty cool but just a little too full of themselves. Devore: Have you ever seen the film 'The Dark Crystal'? Andorian: The descendents of The Tick Vulcan: They only have sex once every 7 years, pity them. Romulan: Proof that even if Vulcans had sex more then every 7 years they wouldn't be any more pleasant. Android: Anything that is too perfect must be flawed. Betazoid: Clarity of mind = pain in the ass! Breen: The Yeti made it into space before Humans. Q: tip Nosican: Every dentists nightmare. Chameloid: Kirk made out with a man! Bolian: How does a species with no body hair get so good at working the hair of other species?
1:47 PM 6/30/10 · Totally forgot about this.
A few of these are slightly biased from @LtCuddles own perspective and experiences with other RP twits.
Thought it might be nice to put them all together like this, also so I could doublecheck the spelling of some of the species after the fact:
1:47 PM 6/30/10 · Totally forgot about this.