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i stole this from mon's and lissa's livejournal
Which is worse....
1. Dental headgear on senior picture day or Full leg cast at senior prom? dental headgear on senior picture day-that would suck!
2. Ceremonially eating a goat’s eye or Ceremonially drinking cow blood? both are nasty, but the cow blood is worse
3. Wiping with sandpaper after you go poop or not wiping at all? not at all
4. Walking in a stall when someone’s using the bathroom or Having someone walk in on you while using the bathroom? lets see they have both happened :-P and by experience being walked in on is worse haha
5. Missing the end of a really good movie or Missing the beginning of a confusing movie? missing the end of a really good movie
6. Cheating on your innocent & very devoted lover then admitting it to them so the truth can be known or Cheating on your innocent & very devoted lover then never telling them the truth to spare their feelings? never telling them the truth
7. Rolling down a 3 mile long hill in a locked port-o-pottie that hasn't been cleaned in 1 year or going to taco bell and getting a taco only to find out that the taco "meat" is dog crap (you already ate half the taco)? the port-o-pottie one sounds FUN!! jkjk they are both NASTY!!
8. Dad being a cult leader or Mom being a prostitute? dad being a cult leader
9. Having your date be extra tall or having your date be extra short? extra short
10. Waiting 4 a bus in the rain (without a shelter) or Walking all the way home on a hot scorching day? they both arent that bad, but standing in the rain is worse, cause then when u get on the bus your soaking
11. Living with your parents until you die or Being abandoned at a young age? being abandoned, thats so sad
12. Being tickled for an hour straight or Being stared at for an hour straight? being stared at for an hour...thats a little creepy
13. Blowing your nose loudly in a silent room while others are taking a test or Sniffing your snot back up your nose every 5 seconds? blowing your nose in a silent room
14. Waking up and finding that your lover wet the bed or Your lover waking up and finding that you wet the bed? lover waking up and finding out I wet the bed-but they are both pretty gross
15. Ran out of underwear or Ran out of toilet paper? running out of toilet paper
16. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people or being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people? being the only drunk person in a group of sober people
17. Finding out you don’t have enough money when you get to the checkout and tons of people are in line behind you or Falling flat on your face after you gave a hot guy or girl your number? probably falling flat on my face, but its also really embarrassing not to have enough money
18. Changing a baby's diaper or Changing Grandpa’s diaper? ewwwwwwww, changing grandpas diaper
19. Having an affair with a teacher or Your teacher having an affair with your parent? anyone gettin it on with my teachers is bad, but it would be worse for me to have an affair with my teacher
20. Spending eternity with someone you hate or Spending eternity completely and utterly alone? being alone
21. Suspecting almost beyond a doubt that your lover is cheating but you have no concrete proof or Knowing for a fact that your lover is cheating? suspecting it is worse, but they are both bad
22. Your mom showing off her cleavage or your dad showing off his butt crack? my dad showing his crack
23. Getting the answer wrong because it seemed too obvious or getting the answer wrong because you are just stupid? getting it wrong because its too obvious
24. Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth or Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can? ooowwww! they both sound really painful!! but the toenail one sounds worse
25. Having to read an entire encyclopedia out loud because of a bad grade or Having to read the entire bible out loud because of a bad deed? both are horrible, but probably the encyclopedia one is worse
Which is worse....
1. Dental headgear on senior picture day or Full leg cast at senior prom? dental headgear on senior picture day-that would suck!
2. Ceremonially eating a goat’s eye or Ceremonially drinking cow blood? both are nasty, but the cow blood is worse
3. Wiping with sandpaper after you go poop or not wiping at all? not at all
4. Walking in a stall when someone’s using the bathroom or Having someone walk in on you while using the bathroom? lets see they have both happened :-P and by experience being walked in on is worse haha
5. Missing the end of a really good movie or Missing the beginning of a confusing movie? missing the end of a really good movie
6. Cheating on your innocent & very devoted lover then admitting it to them so the truth can be known or Cheating on your innocent & very devoted lover then never telling them the truth to spare their feelings? never telling them the truth
7. Rolling down a 3 mile long hill in a locked port-o-pottie that hasn't been cleaned in 1 year or going to taco bell and getting a taco only to find out that the taco "meat" is dog crap (you already ate half the taco)? the port-o-pottie one sounds FUN!! jkjk they are both NASTY!!
8. Dad being a cult leader or Mom being a prostitute? dad being a cult leader
9. Having your date be extra tall or having your date be extra short? extra short
10. Waiting 4 a bus in the rain (without a shelter) or Walking all the way home on a hot scorching day? they both arent that bad, but standing in the rain is worse, cause then when u get on the bus your soaking
11. Living with your parents until you die or Being abandoned at a young age? being abandoned, thats so sad
12. Being tickled for an hour straight or Being stared at for an hour straight? being stared at for an hour...thats a little creepy
13. Blowing your nose loudly in a silent room while others are taking a test or Sniffing your snot back up your nose every 5 seconds? blowing your nose in a silent room
14. Waking up and finding that your lover wet the bed or Your lover waking up and finding that you wet the bed? lover waking up and finding out I wet the bed-but they are both pretty gross
15. Ran out of underwear or Ran out of toilet paper? running out of toilet paper
16. Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people or being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people? being the only drunk person in a group of sober people
17. Finding out you don’t have enough money when you get to the checkout and tons of people are in line behind you or Falling flat on your face after you gave a hot guy or girl your number? probably falling flat on my face, but its also really embarrassing not to have enough money
18. Changing a baby's diaper or Changing Grandpa’s diaper? ewwwwwwww, changing grandpas diaper
19. Having an affair with a teacher or Your teacher having an affair with your parent? anyone gettin it on with my teachers is bad, but it would be worse for me to have an affair with my teacher
20. Spending eternity with someone you hate or Spending eternity completely and utterly alone? being alone
21. Suspecting almost beyond a doubt that your lover is cheating but you have no concrete proof or Knowing for a fact that your lover is cheating? suspecting it is worse, but they are both bad
22. Your mom showing off her cleavage or your dad showing off his butt crack? my dad showing his crack
23. Getting the answer wrong because it seemed too obvious or getting the answer wrong because you are just stupid? getting it wrong because its too obvious
24. Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth or Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can? ooowwww! they both sound really painful!! but the toenail one sounds worse
25. Having to read an entire encyclopedia out loud because of a bad grade or Having to read the entire bible out loud because of a bad deed? both are horrible, but probably the encyclopedia one is worse