here's the deal, fuckheads

[funnjester]

i can be a real prick sometimes.  i can be an asshole.  i can be cold.  i can be insensitive.

and my friends can vouch, it takes a lot for me to open up.

i opened up to a certain friend of mine.  told her shit about me that i've only told to women i've loved.

then she went and made out of a friend of mine.

no biggie.  drugs were involved.  i dont give a fuck.

couple of days later.  she fucks another friend of mine.  this friend is a closer friend.

and keeps fucking him.

no notice.  big shocker.  big "mistake."

i better get a fucking explanation from somebody soon.