On Mayonnaise
Fucking hate it when the entry I type out isn't saved for some reason and then gets deleted. That was was a good one too. Now I'm going to write about what the fuck I just did.
First, I ate two piece of fried chicken, with a box full of cheese fries that I topped off with mayonnaise. I ate every single bit of it, and it was fucking delicious.
Then, I had a mild heart attack. So I decided to take massive fucking shit. You know, to clear my arteries.
Now I just poured myself a tall glass of whiskey so I can pass out by 9pm and then wake up again at 2am and get the fuck back to doing whatever it is I do.
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YO
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First, I ate two piece of fried chicken, with a box full of cheese fries that I topped off with mayonnaise. I ate every single bit of it, and it was fucking delicious.
Then, I had a mild heart attack. So I decided to take massive fucking shit. You know, to clear my arteries.
Now I just poured myself a tall glass of whiskey so I can pass out by 9pm and then wake up again at 2am and get the fuck back to doing whatever it is I do.
MA
YO
NN
AI
SE