I'm not a dominatrix...
Yesterday i went to the Renasaince Festival with Alicia, Tim, and Heather. It was some crazy fun. First we went to my church and picked up Tim, and on the way to Meijer's to pick up Tim's friends who i don't know and can't really remember, we danced to songs like Baby Got Back and Ice Ice Baby. Alicia told me it totally ruins her image of me. She was all like " I just can't see this. Kalie and emo music, yes. Kalie and hip hop?!" it made me laugh. When we got to Meijer's ( i don't remember what town it was) we parked and were waiting for the other people and Tim goes " Chinese Fire Drill!!!!" So him, Al, and I all got out and did it while we were parked...yesh i know we're weird. We ate a ton of Tim Bits, and continued driving. Once there, we walked in, and we had to go by this pickle guy and he looks at me and makes htis weird sound while wiggling his fingers at me...and Al and i just cracked up laughing. He did that every time he saw me for the rest of the day. Of course, once we saw the big dragon swings, we had to do it. We got on, all in one swing, and then guy running it was laughing at us, because Tim and Heather squeezed in together side by side on a seat, but I just sat on Alicia's lap. we took pictures of each other while in motion and I "Flew" ( don't ask) We went and saw the Zucchini Brothers, and they did the same finger thing ( " Again with the finger thing...i don't get it!") and then went and saw the Washing Well Wenches and Ded Bob. The rest of the time we just walked around looking at random things....when we stopped to eat, we were sitting on these rocks, and this guy comes up to me and goes " Why are you wearing that?" and i just kinda looked at him...i mean...who does that?! but he continued, saying " You should be wearing leather!" it was just wrong, because this guy had to be somewhere around his late 40's, early 50's at best, so i said " I'm not a dominatrix...". Then a bunch of these ladies dressed like prostitues came up and started talking to me, going " Yeah. Clothes like these? They come off really easily." and then the guy came back in, going " And leather comes off even easier." So that was Heather's cue to go " Hey! She's only 15!!" and then one of the ladies looks at me and says " Are you seriously underage?" and i just kinda nodded, and then another lady says " Then why are we even speaking? Call us when you're 18!!" and they all walked away. I just kinda looked at Heather and went " They were asking me to be a prostitute, weren't they?" It was altogether a rather strange day, and i have to say that i don't care for the pickle guys and old men that are perverts towards me. I have to ask...WHY ME?! Heather, tho i do love her dearly, had a tank top on that was rather low cut...why not her!? argh...i don't understand men at all.
Today i ended up not going to school because i have a really bad hacking cough and my throat hurts like none other. I feel like i'm gonna up my chuck for no reason...i shouldn't have tried to eat. That was stupid of me. But whatever. i'm shivering pretty bad right now, so i'm going to go get a sweatshirt and curl up in the fetal position under the covers in my nice, vibrating bed that can move up and down. hehe. I lurve you all tons and tons.
- kaliE -
Today i ended up not going to school because i have a really bad hacking cough and my throat hurts like none other. I feel like i'm gonna up my chuck for no reason...i shouldn't have tried to eat. That was stupid of me. But whatever. i'm shivering pretty bad right now, so i'm going to go get a sweatshirt and curl up in the fetal position under the covers in my nice, vibrating bed that can move up and down. hehe. I lurve you all tons and tons.
- kaliE -