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FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1)My uncle once: accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach; then his wife, a nurse, made him drive himself to the E.R.
2)Never in my life: have I eaten a mosquito.
3)When I was five: I had my 5th birthday party.
4)High School was: something homeschoolers don't go to.
5)I will never forget: the meaning of life. Once I discover it, that is.
6)I once met: Herbie Hancock. Twice, actually.
7)There's this girl I know who: cleans her dishes by throwing them all away and buying new ones.
8)Once, at a bar: I twisted a knot in a cherry stem. With my tongue.
9)By noon I'm usually: half awake.
10)Last night: I found Brian!
11)If I only had: $5000.
12)Next time I go to church: will be tonight.
13)Terry Schiavo: R.I.P.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: Jeff's curtain.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the kitchen.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes twinkle.
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet. j/k, but I couldn't think of another one right now.
20)By this time next year: I'll be paying all my bills regularly.
21)A better name for me would be: Adsoih Woeih Glkj Aoi
22)I have a hard time understanding: binary.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: be too busy to study. Or sleep.
24)You know I like you if: I pick on you.
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: played a crazy game of spoons once.
27)Take my advice, never: go rollerblading naked in January.
28)My ideal breakfast is: 2 eggs over easy, hash browns and a piece of bacon.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: "Tubthumpa" by Chumbawumba. No teasing, please.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: having an affinity for antiques.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: makes for an interesting android.
32)Why won't anyone: just stop jumping on my ceiling?!
33)If you spend the night at my house: you're sleeping on the couch.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: a family emergency; a BIG one.
35)The world could do without: Kenny G.
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: see my ex husband again.
37)My favorite blonde is: Christina Applegate.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: dirt.
39) If I do anything well, it's: merely expected. :P
40) And by the way: flying horses should use dropping bags. Can you imagine THAT falling on your head in the park?
41) The last time I was drunk: I did nothing of consequence.
1)My uncle once: accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach; then his wife, a nurse, made him drive himself to the E.R.
2)Never in my life: have I eaten a mosquito.
3)When I was five: I had my 5th birthday party.
4)High School was: something homeschoolers don't go to.
5)I will never forget: the meaning of life. Once I discover it, that is.
6)I once met: Herbie Hancock. Twice, actually.
7)There's this girl I know who: cleans her dishes by throwing them all away and buying new ones.
8)Once, at a bar: I twisted a knot in a cherry stem. With my tongue.
9)By noon I'm usually: half awake.
10)Last night: I found Brian!
11)If I only had: $5000.
12)Next time I go to church: will be tonight.
13)Terry Schiavo: R.I.P.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: Jeff's curtain.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the kitchen.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes twinkle.
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet. j/k, but I couldn't think of another one right now.
20)By this time next year: I'll be paying all my bills regularly.
21)A better name for me would be: Adsoih Woeih Glkj Aoi
22)I have a hard time understanding: binary.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: be too busy to study. Or sleep.
24)You know I like you if: I pick on you.
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: played a crazy game of spoons once.
27)Take my advice, never: go rollerblading naked in January.
28)My ideal breakfast is: 2 eggs over easy, hash browns and a piece of bacon.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: "Tubthumpa" by Chumbawumba. No teasing, please.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: having an affinity for antiques.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: makes for an interesting android.
32)Why won't anyone: just stop jumping on my ceiling?!
33)If you spend the night at my house: you're sleeping on the couch.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: a family emergency; a BIG one.
35)The world could do without: Kenny G.
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: see my ex husband again.
37)My favorite blonde is: Christina Applegate.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: dirt.
39) If I do anything well, it's: merely expected. :P
40) And by the way: flying horses should use dropping bags. Can you imagine THAT falling on your head in the park?
41) The last time I was drunk: I did nothing of consequence.