WOFL
Wolf on the floor laughing.
I'm about 60% sure a woman was
howling like a wolf outside my house
in the early hours of this morning.
This is far more likely than a real wolf.
60% strange woman, 38% my mind playing tricks,
2% a real wolf. Banshee?
WOMHH: Wolf outside my house, howling
WOFL: tasty breakfast snack.
Wolfle: German wolf waffle. Werewaffle.
Luftwaffle. Auschwolf. Wolf War II.
That would be the best movie ever.
Maybe this morning was where
it all kicked off, air raid sirens howling.
Waffle in schlep’s clothing.
Now fireworks, or explosions.
Build a bunker. Build-A-Bear
at the same time to keep your mind
off the calamity.
I might join forces with the wolves.
You can’t lose.
I need bigger teeth.
Debatable.
OK, I need wolfier teeth. Fangs for the music.