International House Of Perfectness
I adore IHOP. I do. I don't think I could ever live my life without an IHOP. And Target.
I love IHOP's friendly waitresses with too much eyeliner and lip gloss. I love their variety of syrups even though I only use maple. I love the slight traces of pulp in their orange juice, and the senior citizen deals which attract elders from far and wide every morning.
But, above all things, I love their hash browns.
Mmmmmm.