no, i wouldn't hate you because i am not one of those crazy people who hates anyone who doesn't vote for obama, but i would have to quietly question your sanity, that's all.
oh lord, what story do you have about donna? i can only imagine!
Donna and her friend Lori were our "customers of the month" for January and our assistant manager put this picture of them up along with a lengthy blurb she wrote for the occasion. anyway, in the picture they're hugging and wearing matching outfits and the way my boss worded the blurb made EVERYONE THINK THEY ARE A LESBIAN COUPLE. everyone's been coming in saying, "oh cute, are they partners?!"
when Donna heard, she totally freaked out and she and Lori had the picture taken down! but I haven't let her live it down, every time I see her I tell her there are nice support groups for lesbians at the Y and I ask her how her daughter's handling the news. if she approaches some female friend of hers in the store, I approach her and say things like, "Donna, you know she's married, right? she's not single, move along."
anyway, I keep giving her lots of shit! it's driving her nuts! she said she was going to tell you and your family so that you tell me to stop!
oh, please, do continue! that is the greatest thing i have ever heard because when she came down to visit back in like 2005, she didn't even know you were gay and she was talking about the girls she wanted to set you up with and i just had to laugh because it takes donna a while to get used to someone else actually being gay, but the fact that other people thought SHE was gay, well my god, send a press release because she is so not gay and how could anyone ever think that! she just cracks me up sometimes because she is so weird, but that it who she is and i can only handle it in small doses. when she came to visit last year, she was here for an entire week, the longest she has ever stayed, i swear i wanted to kill her by like day 4. she comes every march, so i have a little time to mentally prepare for it, but thankfully i will be working full-time by then, so i won't be home all the time. when she came down last year, we had just moved to tucson and i didn't have a new job yet, so i was home the entire time she was there. thankfully
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in other news, I have a funny story to tell you about Donna.
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oh lord, what story do you have about donna? i can only imagine!
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when Donna heard, she totally freaked out and she and Lori had the picture taken down! but I haven't let her live it down, every time I see her I tell her there are nice support groups for lesbians at the Y and I ask her how her daughter's handling the news. if she approaches some female friend of hers in the store, I approach her and say things like, "Donna, you know she's married, right? she's not single, move along."
anyway, I keep giving her lots of shit! it's driving her nuts! she said she was going to tell you and your family so that you tell me to stop!
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