a funny conversation betwixt anna and myself because my journal needs some happiness
shwahaha: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
Auto response from Huye Conmigo: drama, yo.
Auto response from shwahaha: personal wellness = ew
Huye Conmigo: they're all yours
Huye Conmigo: dude
shwahaha: YES
Huye Conmigo: if we had babies, they'd look so strange
Huye Conmigo: i can't even imagine
shwahaha: yeah... they'd be very rolly-polly
shwahaha: with the smallest hands known to man
shwahaha: weren't we both cute little kids though?
shwahaha: OOH, and bad eyesight
shwahaha: but sparkling personalities
Huye Conmigo: hahaha
Huye Conmigo: yeah we were both cute kids
shwahaha: so they'll be cute
Huye Conmigo: but our appearances just don't...mesh
Huye Conmigo: no
shwahaha: but puberty will hit them hard
Huye Conmigo: they'll have huge features
shwahaha: HAHAHAHA
shwahaha: giant eyes, from you
shwahaha: giant lips, from me
shwahaha: our noses combined would be bizarre
Huye Conmigo: exactly
shwahaha: lots of hair
Huye Conmigo: huge heads, huge butts...
shwahaha: man, they would have ENORMOUS heads if they got mine
shwahaha: hahahahahha
shwahaha: bad legs, from me
Huye Conmigo: and a really really perverse sense of humor
Huye Conmigo: no, they'd get your german baby bearing thighs!
shwahaha: well, we would breed them to have the same sense of humor as us
shwahaha: true true
shwahaha: our combined germaness would be astounding
shwahaha: the furer would be proud
shwahaha: fuer?
shwahaha: fuher?
shwahaha: i can't spell german words
shwahaha: oh right, and they would argue with everyone
shwahaha: 24/7
Huye Conmigo: hahaha oh
Huye Conmigo: god
Huye Conmigo: true
Huye Conmigo: they would never shut up
Huye Conmigo: and they would drink like lords
shwahaha: no one would be friends with them simply because of that
Huye Conmigo: psh, whatever, they'd be massively popular
shwahaha: and their grossly enlarged features
Huye Conmigo: hahaha
Huye Conmigo: whatever they'd be awesome
Huye Conmigo: now i really wanna have kids with you
Huye Conmigo: LET'S DEFY SCIENCE
shwahaha: YESSSS
shwahaha: combine out genes into super-babies
Huye Conmigo: they'd probably be born without clitorises
Huye Conmigo: i think that comes from the guy
Huye Conmigo: cuz it's like a penis
shwahaha: ....
shwahaha: are you seriously a bio major?
Huye Conmigo: hahaha
Huye Conmigo: shuddup
Huye Conmigo: it IS
shwahaha: but... no anna
shwahaha: that makes no sense
shwahaha: at all
shwahaha: i mean, the clitoris being the female form of the penis makes sense
Huye Conmigo: well of course it doesn't make sense, the very idea of having a baby without any sperm doesn't really make sense either, so why not randomly speculate?
shwahaha: but it coming from the man makes no sense at allll
shwahaha: hahahah
shwahaha: but it can be done nowadays
Huye Conmigo: can it?
Huye Conmigo: no it can't
shwahaha: yeah
shwahaha: you take one egg, which has half the DNA
shwahaha: you remove the DNA from another egg and put it into the first egg
shwahaha: wam bam boom, you put the egg back in and viola
shwahaha: my aunt explained it to me
Huye Conmigo: what? no way
Huye Conmigo: impossible
Huye Conmigo: so two women can have a baby together?
shwahaha: i know i'm missing a step cuz the DNA has to come together
Huye Conmigo: yeah dude that makes NO sense
shwahaha: but it can happen
Huye Conmigo: i think your aunt is crazy
Huye Conmigo: you most definitely need sperm to make a wee one
shwahaha: uh, she works at john's hopkins
Huye Conmigo: that is NOT TRUE
shwahaha: it's just like cloning, except with 2 people
Huye Conmigo: how come people don't do that then? lesbian couples still use sperm banks
shwahaha: i dunno, somehow it works
shwahaha: it's a hell of a lot less expensive
shwahaha: because the other way is virtually human cloning
Huye Conmigo: well then two men could have a baby together too
shwahaha: they need a surrugate
Huye Conmigo: they'd just need a woman to give birth to it
Huye Conmigo: but it could be their sperm
shwahaha: surrogate?
shwahaha: surrogate, that's it
shwahaha: true
shwahaha: i dunno, it makes sense in my brain
Huye Conmigo: wait, no, because there'd be no egg
shwahaha: uh, there would be in the surrogate mother
Huye Conmigo: right
Huye Conmigo: but then the baby would be half hers
shwahaha: you just remove the DNA from her's and put both the guys' in
shwahaha: but, again, insaning expensive
Huye Conmigo: that is INSANE
Huye Conmigo: I WANT A SPERM FREE BABY
Huye Conmigo: that'd be so sweet
shwahaha: insanely*
shwahaha: me too
shwahaha: LET'S MAKE A FREAK-SPERM-FREE BABY!!!
and because this brings me more joy than anything should.
SPANKY + BUFANDA = LOOOOOOOVE
i am so in love with my local news team. bwahahaha.