BEST NIGHT EVER!!
Haha I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I got completely trashed and am now going to tell you the hilarious story. But I wasn't drunk. In fact, I didn't even go out. It turned out that Leslie couldn't go to the Grove with me, so I went and hung with her at the Doral (her suite was next to Star Jones!! And she was a complete bitch!!). It was awesome. We just chilled and watched movies and ate lots of food. OH, and did I mention we got a drunk dial for KIMBERLY MILLER?!? Haha I was like yes, my life is complete!! When I saw she was calling me, I was like please let her be drunk, please let her be drunk!! Haha so yeaaa for Kim! Take a bow!
OHHHHHH, then we watched CNN, and it was awesome. There was a telethon for Katrina victims, and Kanye West went crazy. He was paired with Mike Myers, and right after Mike gave a really eloquent speech read straight off the teleprompter, Kanye just screwed what he was supposed to say and said:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
It was hilarious! You have to see it. He just bluntly says it, it just comes out of nowhere. I love it. For the rest of the night, Leslie and I said stupid stuff like "This just in: George Bush doesn't care about black people"., "Breaking news: George Bush doesn't care about black people", or "I've just been handed this report from Kanye West: George Bush doesn't care about black people". Yeah, we're cool.
So now I am rested after my stay in a 4 star hotel, and ready to do cool things. Call me if you're doing something!!
Oh, and True Lies is possibly the dumbest movie I've ever seen. Don't see unless you want to laugh at how stupid it is.
OHHHHHH, then we watched CNN, and it was awesome. There was a telethon for Katrina victims, and Kanye West went crazy. He was paired with Mike Myers, and right after Mike gave a really eloquent speech read straight off the teleprompter, Kanye just screwed what he was supposed to say and said:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
It was hilarious! You have to see it. He just bluntly says it, it just comes out of nowhere. I love it. For the rest of the night, Leslie and I said stupid stuff like "This just in: George Bush doesn't care about black people"., "Breaking news: George Bush doesn't care about black people", or "I've just been handed this report from Kanye West: George Bush doesn't care about black people". Yeah, we're cool.
So now I am rested after my stay in a 4 star hotel, and ready to do cool things. Call me if you're doing something!!
Oh, and True Lies is possibly the dumbest movie I've ever seen. Don't see unless you want to laugh at how stupid it is.