shablablablablablaaaaah
imagine, if you will....having just woken up, after drinking solidly for 16 hours.
THAT = ME.
oooow, my brain meats!
lets see, we all had our 'staff meeting' at 9am, where only half the employees turned up and all we spoke about was how lazy dylan was.
10am. the bus turned up to take us the the wineries.
10:01am. crack open a bottle of extra dry.
we then sit back and enjoy the 1hr bus ride to pokolbin. it was interrupted by 95% of the group wanting to get out and have a smoke....after 3 beers, i had to pee so bad! >_<
11:10am. We arrive at the first winery.
11:10:03am. IM RUNNING FOR DEAR LIFE TO FIND A TOILET.
we stayed and tasted around 10 wines. well we were tasting, till chris decided it would be nice if he took the bottle and gave everyone a glass full.
12:30pm. arrive at the second winery. try another 8 wines. vision getting a little blurry.
1:30.pm LUNCH! finally! i was so damn hungry. we went to 'two fat ducks' for lunch. the funny thing was, they didnt even have duck on the menu.
oh! and the phone rang behind the bar, so chris (our sous chef) decided to answer it (keep in mind, none of us work there). he took a message for robert, he needed to call his training company. the bar bitch was not amused. i had more wine. yay!
errr...2:30- ish? ANOTHER winery. man i was getting sick of wineries. we were all so pissed at this point the lady didnt even bother telling us what we were drinking.
4:00pm...maybe? errr, we were at harrigans pub. i ate wedges and drank tequilla. *shudders*
sometime in the afternoon.pm. i find myself at bar beach bowling club. we play pool, listen to bad jukebox songs and, ah yes, drink some more. there was a game of lawn bowls in there somewhere too.
night time: get a taxi to the delany (another pub) start drinking bourbon and play crappy bar tivia night. had i know the prize was $700 i wouldve tried harder. our team came second. whoo! and at some point i switched to black russians...3, maybe 4 of them?
10:30pm. most people go home, but a group of 5 of us head to frostbites. but daz got angry for some reason and didnt end up coming in. so! the four of us drink more bourbon, i think a round of shooters happened aswell. eh, more dancing....dancing...drinking....dancing....boring....2am, taxi take lisa home now. then i wnt whtnaho abotm,.... 5 dollars! get outta heeere.........
i hope i didnt make an ass of myself O_O
i dont want my fellow employees hating me already.
and somewhere along the line i spent $50. lame.
I LOVE JOASH! yeah!
THAT = ME.
oooow, my brain meats!
lets see, we all had our 'staff meeting' at 9am, where only half the employees turned up and all we spoke about was how lazy dylan was.
10am. the bus turned up to take us the the wineries.
10:01am. crack open a bottle of extra dry.
we then sit back and enjoy the 1hr bus ride to pokolbin. it was interrupted by 95% of the group wanting to get out and have a smoke....after 3 beers, i had to pee so bad! >_<
11:10am. We arrive at the first winery.
11:10:03am. IM RUNNING FOR DEAR LIFE TO FIND A TOILET.
we stayed and tasted around 10 wines. well we were tasting, till chris decided it would be nice if he took the bottle and gave everyone a glass full.
12:30pm. arrive at the second winery. try another 8 wines. vision getting a little blurry.
1:30.pm LUNCH! finally! i was so damn hungry. we went to 'two fat ducks' for lunch. the funny thing was, they didnt even have duck on the menu.
oh! and the phone rang behind the bar, so chris (our sous chef) decided to answer it (keep in mind, none of us work there). he took a message for robert, he needed to call his training company. the bar bitch was not amused. i had more wine. yay!
errr...2:30- ish? ANOTHER winery. man i was getting sick of wineries. we were all so pissed at this point the lady didnt even bother telling us what we were drinking.
4:00pm...maybe? errr, we were at harrigans pub. i ate wedges and drank tequilla. *shudders*
sometime in the afternoon.pm. i find myself at bar beach bowling club. we play pool, listen to bad jukebox songs and, ah yes, drink some more. there was a game of lawn bowls in there somewhere too.
night time: get a taxi to the delany (another pub) start drinking bourbon and play crappy bar tivia night. had i know the prize was $700 i wouldve tried harder. our team came second. whoo! and at some point i switched to black russians...3, maybe 4 of them?
10:30pm. most people go home, but a group of 5 of us head to frostbites. but daz got angry for some reason and didnt end up coming in. so! the four of us drink more bourbon, i think a round of shooters happened aswell. eh, more dancing....dancing...drinking....dancing....boring....2am, taxi take lisa home now. then i wnt whtnaho abotm,.... 5 dollars! get outta heeere.........
i hope i didnt make an ass of myself O_O
i dont want my fellow employees hating me already.
and somewhere along the line i spent $50. lame.
I LOVE JOASH! yeah!