So I gave in and bought myself a professional waxing kit, including a wax warmer, wax, strips and sticks and what not.
Here it is. Oh my god. It is the most wonderful thing I have ever invested on. I waxed my brows, my 'stache, my arms, and did my own brazilian. That saves me around $60 right there, and it was easy as heck. I got a lesson with the esthetician I worked with on waxing, and it was a skill that is pretty easy to master. Now I'll never, ever need to pay for any waxing again, and I can stay home on a Saturday night, and have a waxing party, or something. Awesome.