A guide to shutting the fuck up
Here are 10 things you need to know to not be a fucking retard.
10. Foamy The Squirrel is not funny. He was never funny.
09. Johnny The Homocidal Maniac is not clever, or well done in any way, shape or form.
08. I've already seen the jpg that says pwned. All of them. So don't send them to me because I don't fucking care.
07. I don't give two flying fucks about what band you like, or whether or not they are straight edge.
06. You were a mistake and nobody cares. Get over it.
05. The last thing I want to see is your tits. Especially on the internet
04. Raving isn't cool. It doesn't make you cool.
03. Same goes for drugs.
02. Drinking a 40 of vodka in a night is not good for you. Stop fucking doing it, you underage fucksluts.
01. You are not Rick James. Bitch.
10. Foamy The Squirrel is not funny. He was never funny.
09. Johnny The Homocidal Maniac is not clever, or well done in any way, shape or form.
08. I've already seen the jpg that says pwned. All of them. So don't send them to me because I don't fucking care.
07. I don't give two flying fucks about what band you like, or whether or not they are straight edge.
06. You were a mistake and nobody cares. Get over it.
05. The last thing I want to see is your tits. Especially on the internet
04. Raving isn't cool. It doesn't make you cool.
03. Same goes for drugs.
02. Drinking a 40 of vodka in a night is not good for you. Stop fucking doing it, you underage fucksluts.
01. You are not Rick James. Bitch.