Andy Dick likes drugs and fucking little boys
I saw Kathy Griffin last night at the Florida Theatre. I saw BB King there a few weeks ago. I thought nothing could top BB. Kathy did.
I went to the Pearl the other night. Chris and I laughed at a deformed person and Laura said, "You're going to hell." Next thing I know, some stranger spilled beer down my ass crack. I got so drunk I decided to sing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of my lungs while playing air piano. I lost my voice two-thirds of the way through. Some hippie chick (who works at a porn store) came in and finished it up. Then, Vin and I went to the girl's bathroom to show strangers the faces we are going to make if we ever get interviewed for a magazine.
I'm going to Colorado again on Wednesday. Last night, I had a dream that my plane crashed. I hope I don't die in the wreckage. The other day, I went to DMV and donated my body to science because I thought it would be funny. I think I changed my mind. I want to be fed to a pack of gay anteaters instead.
I went to the Pearl the other night. Chris and I laughed at a deformed person and Laura said, "You're going to hell." Next thing I know, some stranger spilled beer down my ass crack. I got so drunk I decided to sing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of my lungs while playing air piano. I lost my voice two-thirds of the way through. Some hippie chick (who works at a porn store) came in and finished it up. Then, Vin and I went to the girl's bathroom to show strangers the faces we are going to make if we ever get interviewed for a magazine.
I'm going to Colorado again on Wednesday. Last night, I had a dream that my plane crashed. I hope I don't die in the wreckage. The other day, I went to DMV and donated my body to science because I thought it would be funny. I think I changed my mind. I want to be fed to a pack of gay anteaters instead.