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Dearest law school professors,
I would like to inform you that I have lost all interest in the subject matter of every class I am currently taking, and shall no longer do the reading that you have assigned. Rather, I would prefer to listen to songs by the notable rap group NWA, and teach myself their insightful and poignant lyrics. After or whilst engaging in said activity, I shall get "crunked" and call up my friends and their siblings to demonstrate my newly acquired rap prowess, at as late an hour as possible. I fully intend on supplying you with both "Straight outta Compton", as well as the counter-argument made by a disgruntled Ice Cube in "No Vaseline" on my final examinations. I do hope that this will suffice in lieu of actual exam answers for earning me the straight A's I so obviously deserve.
Word to tha mothafucka.
Debra
I would like to inform you that I have lost all interest in the subject matter of every class I am currently taking, and shall no longer do the reading that you have assigned. Rather, I would prefer to listen to songs by the notable rap group NWA, and teach myself their insightful and poignant lyrics. After or whilst engaging in said activity, I shall get "crunked" and call up my friends and their siblings to demonstrate my newly acquired rap prowess, at as late an hour as possible. I fully intend on supplying you with both "Straight outta Compton", as well as the counter-argument made by a disgruntled Ice Cube in "No Vaseline" on my final examinations. I do hope that this will suffice in lieu of actual exam answers for earning me the straight A's I so obviously deserve.
Word to tha mothafucka.
Debra