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today at school i attended the health fair and spent the majority of my time at this one particlar booth that was giving away sugar free food. now, i'm not saying i'm a supporter of suger-free food but the booth had food and i was hungry. pointblank. so as i was saying, i was reflecting on the cardboard-like texture of their chocolate chip cookies; when a small elderly indian woman, about 4 foot, approached me with her wooden cane and beckoned me to lower myself so she could whisper, what seemed to be a very important message, in my ear.
"don't eat the cookies, they're poison!" she said with urgency.
and before i could frown my eyebrows with concern, she was gone. dissappeared into the crowd of average joe college kids in a matter of nano seconds! what should i have done? baffled at wether or not to believe her and based on the spiritual jewlery adorning her outfit, i endulged myself in another cookie. continuing on throughout the day in a chipper mood and even eating more of the cookies which i had bought at the booth.
furthermore, getting to the point of the story, my friends it is my job and regret to inform you that i am dying. the cookies really were poisoned. they have slowly digested in my stomach and are (as i type) erroding away the lining of my stomach. soon to make it's way into my bloodstream and into my brain. farewell. i love you all.
soon to be a rotting corpse,
ashley nicole genz-sandoval