i'll be keepin it cool tonite
This is it. Are you ready? Can you feel it? The electricity in the air? Are you on the edge of your seat yet? Are you even sitting down? You might want to be. I have a very important announcement. So important that I can't even tell you what it is. But I will tell you that it has to do with Lewis J. Bell. Okay, I'll tell you.
Yesterday at approximently 2:18 p.m. I invited Lewis J. Bell to enjoy a few breadsticks with me and Phat & Oskars and to our suprise Elvis "crooked lip" Presly himself took our order. So i was chattin' it up with him, and I inquired about whatever happened with his girl's parental units. And he depressingly admitted, "Yea, apparently her parents still hate me. I know it could be called attempted murder. But forgive and forget, man. Forgive and forget."