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Oh my gosh! These are hilarious. Over half of them are actually true for me, or partly true. It is sad.
I am ganna just delete those that dont apply to me... kus I want to. You can go to the address for them if you want to see the full things.
You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...
Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names I wish.
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing
You can now type over 70 wpm Prolly not, actually.
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you. Or down the hall from you. Heh.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people Once again: I wish.
You have a few screen names, some of them secret. Who told you... actually, I dont. But you wouldnt know if I did. So, why does it matter?
Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it. I dont think my birthdate counts...
You know what %n means Yeah, but not because of AIM.
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message. Haha! Sadly, that is pretty close.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed. ...or to just see why they are away...?
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them. I wouldnt call it spying... more like closely watching and almost talking to them but then not...
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.
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You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload. Heh, yeah...
When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago. HAHA!!!!! Yep. Something like that.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check. ...no comment.
You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. I will when it happens, anyway.
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email. Precisly.
You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons. Heh. If I had money I probably would...
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester. Sadly... yes. But dont tell my teacher!
You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends. Well, does it count if you already knew them b4 LJ?
You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep. Heh.
You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon. Well... if it was an icon making journal...
You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ. Well, not yet. But it is just like saying something in real life... right?
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post." Either I have or I will. LOL!
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you. kinda... *tear*
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments. YES!!!
You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect. Been tempted to...
You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.
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You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...
Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Shhh!!! I am trying to find that one cool site I bookmarked!!!
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. If I had kids... then... yes. LOL
Your dreams are in HTML. Not yet.
You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. Hahahahaha!!! Yess!!!!
You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL. Hey! I should do that!!!! Then maybe I wouldnt have to go to school and could stay home in my room on the internet all the time!!!
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. Almost. Only backwards. I stay up till 3 am on the computer and then go to bathroom and then to bad.
You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse. I should!
Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. Sadly, sounds like tomsthing I would do...
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Heh. That would be both sad and hilarious!
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. Actually, yes...
You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
You type faster than you think.
You can now type over 70 WPM. Dont know...
You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later. No, but I have looked my own name up on Google. It was quite interesting to see pages of people with my name.
You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away. Yes. *Hey, sister of mine, can you bring me soemthing from the other end of the hall?*
The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.
You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN. Not those programs, but yes. Atleast 3, sometimes up to like 5 or 6. Right now: MSN, RealOne Player, AIM. Soon added: Paintshop Pro. LOL
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. Not yet.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. Well, I dont drink coffee. But, I do get tempted to go online while getting ready for school.. but that usually gets me in trouble. LOL.
The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use. The enter key... not sure that is why, but it did come off.
The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player. Music videos and on RealOne.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.
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Actually, to my surprise, fewer of those apply to me. I need to add some. Like, when my mom calls me, I try to ignore her just to spend a little more time on the comp or finishing a LJ entry. Like right now. Or the fact that I call my computer my "comp." Yeah.
Grr... I'll have to go BACK and take out the ones that dont apply to me. I dont like having younger siblings. (must watch them so my mom can go run an errand.... grr.... *sigh*
TTYL
Edit: Okay, now at 9:00pm I can go back and edit. And add comments. Wooo!
I am ganna just delete those that dont apply to me... kus I want to. You can go to the address for them if you want to see the full things.
You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...
Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names I wish.
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing
You can now type over 70 wpm Prolly not, actually.
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you. Or down the hall from you. Heh.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people Once again: I wish.
You have a few screen names, some of them secret. Who told you... actually, I dont. But you wouldnt know if I did. So, why does it matter?
Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it. I dont think my birthdate counts...
You know what %n means Yeah, but not because of AIM.
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message. Haha! Sadly, that is pretty close.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed. ...or to just see why they are away...?
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them. I wouldnt call it spying... more like closely watching and almost talking to them but then not...
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.
Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload. Heh, yeah...
When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago. HAHA!!!!! Yep. Something like that.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check. ...no comment.
You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. I will when it happens, anyway.
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email. Precisly.
You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons. Heh. If I had money I probably would...
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester. Sadly... yes. But dont tell my teacher!
You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends. Well, does it count if you already knew them b4 LJ?
You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep. Heh.
You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon. Well... if it was an icon making journal...
You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ. Well, not yet. But it is just like saying something in real life... right?
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post." Either I have or I will. LOL!
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you. kinda... *tear*
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments. YES!!!
You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect. Been tempted to...
You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.
Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...
Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Shhh!!! I am trying to find that one cool site I bookmarked!!!
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. If I had kids... then... yes. LOL
Your dreams are in HTML. Not yet.
You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. Hahahahaha!!! Yess!!!!
You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL. Hey! I should do that!!!! Then maybe I wouldnt have to go to school and could stay home in my room on the internet all the time!!!
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. Almost. Only backwards. I stay up till 3 am on the computer and then go to bathroom and then to bad.
You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse. I should!
Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. Sadly, sounds like tomsthing I would do...
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Heh. That would be both sad and hilarious!
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. Actually, yes...
You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
You type faster than you think.
You can now type over 70 WPM. Dont know...
You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later. No, but I have looked my own name up on Google. It was quite interesting to see pages of people with my name.
You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away. Yes. *Hey, sister of mine, can you bring me soemthing from the other end of the hall?*
The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.
You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN. Not those programs, but yes. Atleast 3, sometimes up to like 5 or 6. Right now: MSN, RealOne Player, AIM. Soon added: Paintshop Pro. LOL
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. Not yet.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. Well, I dont drink coffee. But, I do get tempted to go online while getting ready for school.. but that usually gets me in trouble. LOL.
The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use. The enter key... not sure that is why, but it did come off.
The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player. Music videos and on RealOne.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.
Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
Actually, to my surprise, fewer of those apply to me. I need to add some. Like, when my mom calls me, I try to ignore her just to spend a little more time on the comp or finishing a LJ entry. Like right now. Or the fact that I call my computer my "comp." Yeah.
Grr... I'll have to go BACK and take out the ones that dont apply to me. I dont like having younger siblings. (must watch them so my mom can go run an errand.... grr.... *sigh*
TTYL
Edit: Okay, now at 9:00pm I can go back and edit. And add comments. Wooo!