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There's a big hornet in my room. I need hardly remind you guys of my fear of bees. This hornet is about three bees big, not to mention has those demonic black wings that are always sticking up like devil horns, so, I, as you can see, am scared to the point of using far too many commas.
I was planning on taking a shower, too, but the fucker's perched right on the cabinet above my soap and towel and stuff. Bastard.
He's looking straight at me, but he won't move.
okay, I managed to slip under him and take a shower. He's still here. He's mocking me.
he can smell fear.
I think he's gonna summon his hornet tribe and have me carried off for sacrifice. typical.
in case they kill me, I love you all.
I was planning on taking a shower, too, but the fucker's perched right on the cabinet above my soap and towel and stuff. Bastard.
He's looking straight at me, but he won't move.
okay, I managed to slip under him and take a shower. He's still here. He's mocking me.
he can smell fear.
I think he's gonna summon his hornet tribe and have me carried off for sacrifice. typical.
in case they kill me, I love you all.