BOO!
It's All Hallow's Eve. I'm psyched to do some flour-bombing in my neighborhood. It helps to discourage trick-or-treators...The kids who just happen to be High School students with no costume and nothing but bad attitude. They stole my cement skull last year. This year, they reap what they sow.
Aerial reconnaisance shows what appears to be at least a battalion of the little bastards amassing about a half a klick north from my position. I'm projecting that they'll move south-southeasterly, and at about 8:30 pm they should be within striking distance.
I've got tripwires set up to slow them down, just to ensure proper targeting. I don't want any bistanders. The last thing I want with this kind of operation is a lawsuit filed against me for bodily injury or death. Jail would keep me away from the action.
I petitioned the local Hell's Angels, but they told me they had their own brand of 'fun'. I could have used the brute force those guys bring with them, but I feel I've got enough artillery to take care of the objectives. Only time will tell, and all the planning goes out the window anyway once the real fighting starts.
I'll keep you updated.
Aerial reconnaisance shows what appears to be at least a battalion of the little bastards amassing about a half a klick north from my position. I'm projecting that they'll move south-southeasterly, and at about 8:30 pm they should be within striking distance.
I've got tripwires set up to slow them down, just to ensure proper targeting. I don't want any bistanders. The last thing I want with this kind of operation is a lawsuit filed against me for bodily injury or death. Jail would keep me away from the action.
I petitioned the local Hell's Angels, but they told me they had their own brand of 'fun'. I could have used the brute force those guys bring with them, but I feel I've got enough artillery to take care of the objectives. Only time will tell, and all the planning goes out the window anyway once the real fighting starts.
I'll keep you updated.