bloody bored
The playground bully.
Was on my way back from the library drinking a can of coke, when all of a sudden this little dog jumps out at me yapping it's fucking brains out. It was a really loud high pitched yap, this was a bitch of a dog, it did't bark it was a little punk ass bitch that yapped. It scared the shit outa me though, almost made me drop my coke.
Why do little dogs make so much noise?
I have no arms!