Jan 11, 2004 02:29
My cousin and I use to think having an Asian name sucked. Recently though, there were some stores in our community that confirmed this - it really DOES suck. We saw a supermarket within Westminster called, "Bien Phat." Yeah, pronounced "been fat."
This made me wonder if there are any Asians out there with a really Phuc-ed up name. (Yep, Phuc is a real Vietnamese name...).
Let me give you some examples:
Hao Long Yu Bien Phat (How long you been fat? Yes, all those are actual Viet names...or at least Asian names).
Yu Ngo Mi Hao Long (You know me how long)?
Wei Yu Khanh Mi (Why you con me?).
Manh Wen Yu Pi Yu Pi (Man, when you pee - you pee...).
Mi Dong Pi (My dong pees).
Phuc Yu Dong Pi (Um, this speaks for itself...).
Somewhere out there right now, there's an Asian guy or girl getting beat up for having a really jacked up name...