for anyone whos ever called me a homophobe
screw you if you think "gay" people are "ok"... "leave em alone" .. "THEY WON'T TRY AND HAVE SEX WITH YOU JUST CAUSE THERE GAY!! DONT BE SO LAME"
no i wont if everyone was a faggot we would cease to excist...
even girl on girl screw it if all girls only liked girls my life would suck anyway ....
but DUDES who like other DUDES jump off the empire state and die!
.......
so heres my story:
im driving home... going the speed limit "obaying the rules of the road"
when this guy starts tailing me so i start going faster 90 mph to be procise...
but i had my tent in the back and it started flying up and i didnt want it to blow out
so i slowed down and let the GAY sion pass me but he didnt..... he pulled up on the right side of my truck and stayed there so i looked over and he was making the hand to mouth jesture for smoken weed.
so i was like NO shook my head and said it out loud... cause i didnt want to buy it from him didnt want to smoke it with him dont know anywhere he could get it.. so the answer to whatever he was getting at was NO!
so i looked back at the road and kept driving... but like 30 seconds go by and hes still! there! so i look back over and he makes the hand to mouth jesture for suckin DICK.... so now im laughing and im like what! your gay?!? and he goes *sorta with his hand* so im like your a faggot and sped up back to 90 to get away from the fag.... then my phone rings ... unavalable... "o its erica" i think so my striaght femal loving self... no its some dude.. so im like
ME: who is this...
FAG: like im driving next to you...
ME: ok... how'd you get my number?
FAG: its on the side of your truck the fag says *im selling my truck the number IS on the side... dammit*
ME: ok whats up?
FAG: nothing what are you doing
ME: what do you mean what am i doing im driving..
FAG: well why dont you pull over we'll hook up.. you wanna get your dick sucked?
ME: WHAAAT... hahaha do your a fag no im straight and totaly all set...
FAG: its not gay dude its just hookin im up, im not gay either i have a GF its not gay...
ME: dude your suckin dick your GAY, your a fag
FAG: no its not its just a hook up it doesnt make you gay just pull over and we'll hook up..
ME: ill tell you what im ganna hang up and if you call back im gonna kill you
the end..............
next night 9 pm... ring ring unavalable... erica :)
no gay gay gay when this dude is a fag!
im like DUDE i told you not to call back so now i am gonna go to jail cause i have to kill some fag who is trying to gay me
I HATE GAY PEOPLE DIE, BURN, HANG YOURSELF FAGGOT!!
no i wont if everyone was a faggot we would cease to excist...
even girl on girl screw it if all girls only liked girls my life would suck anyway ....
but DUDES who like other DUDES jump off the empire state and die!
.......
so heres my story:
im driving home... going the speed limit "obaying the rules of the road"
when this guy starts tailing me so i start going faster 90 mph to be procise...
but i had my tent in the back and it started flying up and i didnt want it to blow out
so i slowed down and let the GAY sion pass me but he didnt..... he pulled up on the right side of my truck and stayed there so i looked over and he was making the hand to mouth jesture for smoken weed.
so i was like NO shook my head and said it out loud... cause i didnt want to buy it from him didnt want to smoke it with him dont know anywhere he could get it.. so the answer to whatever he was getting at was NO!
so i looked back at the road and kept driving... but like 30 seconds go by and hes still! there! so i look back over and he makes the hand to mouth jesture for suckin DICK.... so now im laughing and im like what! your gay?!? and he goes *sorta with his hand* so im like your a faggot and sped up back to 90 to get away from the fag.... then my phone rings ... unavalable... "o its erica" i think so my striaght femal loving self... no its some dude.. so im like
ME: who is this...
FAG: like im driving next to you...
ME: ok... how'd you get my number?
FAG: its on the side of your truck the fag says *im selling my truck the number IS on the side... dammit*
ME: ok whats up?
FAG: nothing what are you doing
ME: what do you mean what am i doing im driving..
FAG: well why dont you pull over we'll hook up.. you wanna get your dick sucked?
ME: WHAAAT... hahaha do your a fag no im straight and totaly all set...
FAG: its not gay dude its just hookin im up, im not gay either i have a GF its not gay...
ME: dude your suckin dick your GAY, your a fag
FAG: no its not its just a hook up it doesnt make you gay just pull over and we'll hook up..
ME: ill tell you what im ganna hang up and if you call back im gonna kill you
the end..............
next night 9 pm... ring ring unavalable... erica :)
no gay gay gay when this dude is a fag!
im like DUDE i told you not to call back so now i am gonna go to jail cause i have to kill some fag who is trying to gay me
I HATE GAY PEOPLE DIE, BURN, HANG YOURSELF FAGGOT!!