a-[one]-and-a two [VIDEO]

[funfatale]

[ A blonde, pigtailed young lady is fiddling with her PokéGear, looking confused as all get-out. The nose of a Houndour occasionally pops up in the screen, sniffing curiously, and Harley is quick to move it away from him, with a 'down, baby!' ]

Okay. Alla you folks on this thing hear me? Good. I already left three messages on this thing and it

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[video]

[ass_himself]

I'm not sure what your show is, sister, but I think you're going to be canceled in less than a couple of weeks.

[video]

[funfatale]

No one cancels Harley Quinn!

-- What show we talkin' 'bout here?

[video]

[ass_himself]

The show... you're currently doing?

I was really jazzed about the first part, but the whole second scene with the dogs is really revolting. Are you trying to make your viewers puke or something? Because that's what it's coming across as.

[video]

[funfatale]

I don't got a show, unless you count the daily news appearance every now an' then!

And I'm not broadcastin' no show, I'm askin' people on the other line to make themselves useful.

[video]

[ass_himself]

Of course you're doing a show! Otherwise how else would you explain being put on display of my little camera-slash-tv? Explain that, if you're so smart and maybe I might pretend to listen!

[video]

[funfatale]

... You ain't never heard of a video message before?

[video]

[ass_himself]

...no?

[video]

[funfatale]

Here's your introduction, then! This ain't a TV!

[video]

[ass_himself]

*boggling the camera thingy out of fear*

Sure seems like a TV to me!

[video]

[funfatale]

It's a phone call with pretty movin' pictures. What's not to get?

[video]

[ass_himself]

Well, if that's the case, then how did you get my number, HUH?!

I'm a big star, doing big production clips! I can't just take any groupie's call, you know.

[video]

[funfatale]

Uhhh, have ya even looked at this thing properly? Everyone sees what everyone says. ... Least, that's what I think.