Mar 13, 2005 11:22
I was just inspired by someone elses post to write this:
If you are still hanging on to that decades old Dwi that Bush got nailed with
but you make excuses for Ted Kennedy leaving his Girlfriend to die in a submerged car
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you called Dubya a lair for being misled by intelligence from four countries
into the iraqi war under pretenses of WMDS but you think the oil for food
scandal is "just an honest mistake"
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you think Hilary Clinton is a moderate, Ralph Nader is a bit far left, and Dubya is a far
right extremist because CBS said so...
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you really believe that all Christians are bigotted homophobes who brain
wash their kids by force feeding them the bible, but you believe that
drugging your kids with stuff like prozak and forcing them into
group counselling seminars where they are forced to learn that nothing
is more important than "the self" is "ok"
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you consider publically speaking about conservative values and/or the bible
is opressive yet you consider force feeding small children homosexual porn
educational and "open minded"
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you side with barbra boxer and the KKK Leader... er Senator Byrd (need I say moore?)
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you believe Kill Bill is a fun filled, interesting and introspective film
but the Passion of the Christ is "just too violent"
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you found Michael Moore's movie informative and "honest"
and you think that Voices of Iraq is not a valid documentary
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFT WING NUT
If you FOR ONE SECOND believed that garbage about the Tsunami being
started by a nuke that the bush administration planted
YOU ARE MOST DEFFINETLY AND ABSOLUTELY A COMPLETE LEFT WING CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUT CASE
AND SHOULD SEEK HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
This message brought to you by the religeous zealout known as
One Angry Christian...
enjoy...