Elvis, the king of trailer parks and prison

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BUT you have to love the guy, even fat Elvis fuckin rocks. I can't stop listening to him, and I have been doin my Elvis dance, yes I can do his dance very well. I used to hate Elvis my grandfather had this picture of him in the middle of the living room, It was fuzzy, and very white trash, but that son of a bitch can sing and has soul. I keep playing him over and over again, and I live with a bunch of old ladies, I'm share I remind them of tender moments with their dead husbands. My birthday is this Monday, and I'm totally not giving a shit about it, I really don't care who I spend it with, it takes to much energy to set up a group outing or party, and I really don't want to do that every year, so this one is going to be a quiet one. But I will be at Contempt on Saturday, so if ya wanna buy me a beer, hell I won't turn ya down, lol. Tonight I'm gonna go to Byte with Brian, but I'm not really in the mood to go, considering next weekend I'm gonna be out a lot, do you think I can go without washing my hair and wearing sweatpants and a wife beater? With my fuzzy Elvis picture, and my homemade moonshine, LOL!!

HAPPY B-DAYS TO MASSI, JIM, AND CHARLES, everyfuckingbody was born in March for fucksake.

ANDREW TOO, even though he doesn't have a LJ