Dec 25, 2007 16:52
Command & Conquer
50 techno-texts from many people I don't talk to on even a monthly basis wishing me a Merry Christmas! Well, not me in particular! These holiday well wishers are spreading generous joy to everyone on their cellular phone contact list! I must say, those well wishers sure made my nicotine-deprived, aching and noisy day just, just...spectacular! Really! My heart leaped every other minute at the joy of cellular phone attention! It leaped even higher and with more enthusiasm when I saw those forwarded, chain-mail, copy and pasted Merry Christmas!'s! These wonderful wishers don't even mind the fact that I have no idea who they're dating, where they are, what their hair looks like now and if they've gained weight! They don't care a single bit that we don't have anything to do with each other anymore! They simply are so filled with the christmas spirit that they bother to check my name on their phone list! Such sweethearts, such caring people, no?! I simply can't wait to turn my phone back on and recieve thirty more!
I! Can't! Wait!