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[functionals]

[HELLO SOMARIUM. WHO WANTS TO GET A DISTURBING TEXT FROM YOUR FAVORITE SOCIOPATH????]

Whoever has any spare body parts, contact this number. They are vital for an experiment I will be conducting.

SH

[a few minutes after another text should appear on the Dreamberries]

Preferably human and severed.

SH

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[Text]

[i_love_head]

[Oops, insta-pinged by this!]

If you find any heads with red hair and green eyes, let me know.

[Text]

[functionals]

[oh wow of course this was going to bring in weird people!!]

I am looking for something to do an experiment in, not act as a lost and found for the necrophiliacs in the city.

SH

[Text]

[i_love_head]

[The weird folk don't know their weird, sorry to say.]

I'm not a necrophiliac! You don't even know why I asked in the first place.

[Text]

[functionals]

[and Sherlock's weird himself, so it takes a weird person to know another.]

Oh of course not, how can that not be painfully obvious?

SH

[Text]

[i_love_head]

You don't understand our love! It's not like that at all!

[Of course, out of context it sounds just like it. Good job, kiddo.]

[Text]

[functionals]

And I clearly don't want to either.

SH

[w e l l this is a bad first impression.]

[Text]

[i_love_head]

You wouldn't anyway. It's special to us.

[And the first ones are the ones people remember best. Nice.]

[Text]

[functionals]

Of course it is.

SH

[SEE this is why he doesn't fall in love.]

[Text]

[i_love_head]

Whatever. It's no use trying to explain. [Bu-but love is the best thing ever. It's destiny!]

Good luck with your experiment.