Pirate Day Revisited
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
www.talklikeapirate.com
In celebration, I'm reposting my post from a year ago today. Don't worry, I'm NOT on chemo again! It's from last year! In the pictures you can see the tiniest peach fuzz sticking out from under my pirate scarf. Who knew it would grow into the unruly pile of curls it is today? And I have to re-warn you, some of these jokes are probably only funny to breast cancer peeps. Okay, here we go...
Yes, I had chemo (#8 out of 12!) on Talk Like a Pirate Day. But it's okay! This is the one day a year when chemo patients have the hairstyle advantage! GO US!!! But that's not the only pirate/cancer connection. Behold the following jokes:
Q: What kind of chemo drug do pirates take?
A: AVASTin!
Q: Why did the pirate take Tamoxifen?
A: Because she was E-ARRRRRRR positive!
Q: How did the pirate make sure she'd always have a drink when she needed one?
A: She had the doctor put rum in her tissue expandARRRRRs!
Q: How did the pirate feel after waking up from her mastectomy?
A: GROG-gy.
Q: Why was the pirate so happy after her lumpectomy?
A: The doctor said she had clean mARRRRRgins!
Q: Why did the pirate choose saline implants?
A: Just to be salty.
Q: Why did the pirate send her oncologist to the front of the ship?
A: She thought he was being too stern.
Q: How did the pirate offend her chemo nurses?
A: Everytime she saw them she said, "Yo, ho!"
Q: Why did the plastic surgeon send his patient to the Mediterranean for reconstruction?
A: She said she had decided to go with a large SEA.
Q: Why did all the pirate's friends show up to her exchange surgery?
A: They thought she said she was getting her new booze.
Q: Why don't pirates get too upset about breast cancer?
A: They only care about booty.
Q: Why was the pirate always leaning over?
A: The surgeon accidentally put her port on her starboard side!
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Happy Pirate Day from our ship to yARRRRRS!
Yes, that is my tough face!
www.talklikeapirate.com
In celebration, I'm reposting my post from a year ago today. Don't worry, I'm NOT on chemo again! It's from last year! In the pictures you can see the tiniest peach fuzz sticking out from under my pirate scarf. Who knew it would grow into the unruly pile of curls it is today? And I have to re-warn you, some of these jokes are probably only funny to breast cancer peeps. Okay, here we go...
Yes, I had chemo (#8 out of 12!) on Talk Like a Pirate Day. But it's okay! This is the one day a year when chemo patients have the hairstyle advantage! GO US!!! But that's not the only pirate/cancer connection. Behold the following jokes:
Q: What kind of chemo drug do pirates take?
A: AVASTin!
Q: Why did the pirate take Tamoxifen?
A: Because she was E-ARRRRRRR positive!
Q: How did the pirate make sure she'd always have a drink when she needed one?
A: She had the doctor put rum in her tissue expandARRRRRs!
Q: How did the pirate feel after waking up from her mastectomy?
A: GROG-gy.
Q: Why was the pirate so happy after her lumpectomy?
A: The doctor said she had clean mARRRRRgins!
Q: Why did the pirate choose saline implants?
A: Just to be salty.
Q: Why did the pirate send her oncologist to the front of the ship?
A: She thought he was being too stern.
Q: How did the pirate offend her chemo nurses?
A: Everytime she saw them she said, "Yo, ho!"
Q: Why did the plastic surgeon send his patient to the Mediterranean for reconstruction?
A: She said she had decided to go with a large SEA.
Q: Why did all the pirate's friends show up to her exchange surgery?
A: They thought she said she was getting her new booze.
Q: Why don't pirates get too upset about breast cancer?
A: They only care about booty.
Q: Why was the pirate always leaning over?
A: The surgeon accidentally put her port on her starboard side!
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Happy Pirate Day from our ship to yARRRRRS!
Yes, that is my tough face!