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[fullycooly]

"Babies are ugly when their first born. Like little alien things. They got no teeth and cone heads... it's like some sort of Sci-Fi movie. I was expecting something that ugly to come out of her friggin stomach, not out of her uterus. Dear god!"

- a human birth witness

Comments

[californiacheez]

hahahaha!!!!!!!
that's so funny!!!! yet soo true!!!!