Gawsh...

[fullyclothed]

I don't understand how I won that optimist award.

I don't understand how I can focus on the internet for hours at a time, but barely an hour on homework.

I don't understand how I can be so different from the people I spend all my time with.

I don't understand math or science. At all. Period.

I don't know how I'm going to change my lifestyle;

but at this point, it's not as much of a choice as it is a necessity.

I need some serious help.