2nd theme
God, I can't believe we had to spend a whole day without trousers. Who's in charge of the house-elves here? Someone should be sacked for this, or socked. I so did not need to see so many people's pants. At least choose cuter ones next time, if you have to go without.
Anyway, whatever. Summer's coming up, so we'll be out of here soon. And obviously, summer means my birthday, so you'd better all be planning to come to my party. My aunt is letting me use her beach house in Cornwall again. I know there's a bunch of parties going on this summer, but I don't really care, because I know none of you can throw a party like I can. It'll be in July, and just remember the rules: no brats and no drowning. I'm not going to be responsible for your stupid bloated corpse or your whiny thirteen year old friends.
Maybe there's enough time for another party at Hogwarts before we leave for the summer, though. I've got some great themes in mind.
Anyway, whatever. Summer's coming up, so we'll be out of here soon. And obviously, summer means my birthday, so you'd better all be planning to come to my party. My aunt is letting me use her beach house in Cornwall again. I know there's a bunch of parties going on this summer, but I don't really care, because I know none of you can throw a party like I can. It'll be in July, and just remember the rules: no brats and no drowning. I'm not going to be responsible for your stupid bloated corpse or your whiny thirteen year old friends.
Maybe there's enough time for another party at Hogwarts before we leave for the summer, though. I've got some great themes in mind.