excuse the blatant sexism
Chivalry isn't dead, it's undead. My brains are not safe.
girls: don't bait the zombies. It's not quite like the movies, you can't just cut their heads off. You gotta go after the egos and those bastards just don't die.
boys: don't buy into the anti-heroic man-man social prescription. That's the bite. There is no cure. It may be hot as hell on a good day, but I still feel like I shouldn't have to feel like our very established date night will not happen because you found some easier prey or had some other violent urge to attend to. The cuddles were nice. I'd like some more of those.
Man, what am I even bitching for? I chose him, I knew better and I totally expected this. What a hot little bastard. Also, nobody should have to feel like a loser on a Wednesday. This shit is just ridiculous.
girls: don't bait the zombies. It's not quite like the movies, you can't just cut their heads off. You gotta go after the egos and those bastards just don't die.
boys: don't buy into the anti-heroic man-man social prescription. That's the bite. There is no cure. It may be hot as hell on a good day, but I still feel like I shouldn't have to feel like our very established date night will not happen because you found some easier prey or had some other violent urge to attend to. The cuddles were nice. I'd like some more of those.
Man, what am I even bitching for? I chose him, I knew better and I totally expected this. What a hot little bastard. Also, nobody should have to feel like a loser on a Wednesday. This shit is just ridiculous.