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NEW YEARS, NEW RULES.
#1 Don't stay at parties if the number of beards outweigh the number of girls.
#2 If you are over 35, plastered, beligerent, uninvited, unwelcome and generally creepy as fuck, (you know who you are) you are subject to being encased in a containment area made of old pizza boxes whilst you are passed out and snoring oh so loudly. chances are also good that you will be clearly labelled "return to sender".
#1 Don't stay at parties if the number of beards outweigh the number of girls.
#2 If you are over 35, plastered, beligerent, uninvited, unwelcome and generally creepy as fuck, (you know who you are) you are subject to being encased in a containment area made of old pizza boxes whilst you are passed out and snoring oh so loudly. chances are also good that you will be clearly labelled "return to sender".