[livejournal] a gorilla who knows sign language...

[fullonobiwan]

Monkey's are weird.

Comments

[hitchhiker_girl]

I bet they think the same of you.

[fullonobiwan]

Yeah but they're monkeys their opinions don't matter.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Just because they're monkeys?

[fullonobiwan]

They throw their own feces, Anna.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Yes. This is true. But everyone has their quirks.

[fullonobiwan]

That's not a quirk that's... dude I've seen a lot, but that's wrong.

[hitchhiker_girl]

I'm just saying, thousands of years ago, we were them. Then evolution happened, and instead of throwing our shit, we send them to "sewage treatment plants" to have them processed and removed from our water.

[fullonobiwan]

Well maybe they should man up and evolve.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Maybe, maybe. My point is -- it just depends on your perspective. To them, throwing feces is the best game ever.

[fullonobiwan]

'cause they're weird.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Alright, fine, I give up. I just hope no one ever decides it would be funny to turn you into a monkey.

[fullonobiwan]

Can't fight logic, Anna, monkey's are weird.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Sure. Right. Logic.

[fullonobiwan]

I'm a master at it.

[hitchhiker_girl]

So you did pick up a few things from Sam on the way.

[fullonobiwan]

Oh touche, Scherlacker.