Z0mg, you thought Elizabeth was a sue too? When I told my Pirate-party that they all looked aghast and beat me with pogo sticks...
see, see, great minds do think alike! All I could think was a bloody Xena Warrior Princess as she's like 'omg, I can so totally kick your ass even though I was a wimp in the first movie and that totally suited my character more than this and that doesn't matter because guys will totally wank off over my pirate self now! Die!' *snorts* why doesn't she die? (oh yeah, becuase then bish orlando would cry and girls would die of broken hearts all across the world...)
oh, and Yale? Let's both go to Yale. While we're thinking rationally, let's go get unicorns and ride over a rainbow! lol, jk. You could get in there, I couldn't. And I dun know about you, but the tuition is what'd kill me *promptly dies at the very thought of it*
SPOILER ALERT TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE, READ NO FURTHER! oh, and btw, Barbossa's code name is 'Dick Cheney' so as to not give away the ending to people who haven't seen the movie yet ;) lol.
Total "Sue"-ness. Especially that moment with Norrington when he says "There was a time when I would have given anything to have you look at me like you just did Jack Sparrow". Dude, any REAL girl would stare him down her nose and say "You're male; you know nothing about emotions." But NOOOOO - she (of course) had to get all flustered. Yeah. I want her to go back to her CotBP snarky and slightly snooty personna. At least that was realistic.
There is no way I could get into Yale. Let's go find some flying pigs! Lol. That'd be uber SWEET. Death by tuition. Muwahaha. It's how colleges are planning to deal with increasing enrolment.
see, see, great minds do think alike! All I could think was a bloody Xena Warrior Princess as she's like 'omg, I can so totally kick your ass even though I was a wimp in the first movie and that totally suited my character more than this and that doesn't matter because guys will totally wank off over my pirate self now! Die!' *snorts* why doesn't she die? (oh yeah, becuase then bish orlando would cry and girls would die of broken hearts all across the world...)
oh, and Yale? Let's both go to Yale. While we're thinking rationally, let's go get unicorns and ride over a rainbow! lol, jk. You could get in there, I couldn't. And I dun know about you, but the tuition is what'd kill me *promptly dies at the very thought of it*
SPOILER ALERT TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE, READ NO FURTHER!
oh, and btw, Barbossa's code name is 'Dick Cheney' so as to not give away the ending to people who haven't seen the movie yet ;) lol.
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There is no way I could get into Yale. Let's go find some flying pigs! Lol. That'd be uber SWEET. Death by tuition. Muwahaha. It's how colleges are planning to deal with increasing enrolment.
Dick Cheney? Hehe. That's great.
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