THIRD contact
[accidental video post start; you can tell it's accidental because the communicator is off to the side and Dib seems to be wearing a rather obnoxious Nutcracker costume.]
...Why did I agree to this again?
[le sigh. he's sitting in the hall, still watching ZIM's room like the good stalker protector of humanity he is]
It's weird that even on other planets they have Christmas... or Discomas, or whatever they call it here--but that doesn't mean I can let my guard down! Hopefully ZIM won't try the whole living Santa-suit of doom thing again, but if he's planning anything evil this year, I'll be there to stop him!
And this Christmas cracker better not be a bomb! ZIM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND BLOW ME UP YOU COULD AT LEAST MAKE IT A LITTLE LESS OBVIOUS! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!
Hopefully this Christmas will be better than last year's. At least Gaz is here, but it's not the same without dad. I guess that means I don't have to listen to him go on about how Santa is evil, but--
...HEY, how long has this thing been on?!
[Dib finally notices the communicator and shuts off the video feed]
...Why did I agree to this again?
[le sigh. he's sitting in the hall, still watching ZIM's room like the good stalker protector of humanity he is]
It's weird that even on other planets they have Christmas... or Discomas, or whatever they call it here--but that doesn't mean I can let my guard down! Hopefully ZIM won't try the whole living Santa-suit of doom thing again, but if he's planning anything evil this year, I'll be there to stop him!
And this Christmas cracker better not be a bomb! ZIM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND BLOW ME UP YOU COULD AT LEAST MAKE IT A LITTLE LESS OBVIOUS! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!
Hopefully this Christmas will be better than last year's. At least Gaz is here, but it's not the same without dad. I guess that means I don't have to listen to him go on about how Santa is evil, but--
...HEY, how long has this thing been on?!
[Dib finally notices the communicator and shuts off the video feed]