SECOND contact

[fullofcorn]

Okay, so I think I have this place figured out. We've all been abducted by the natives here from different planets to be experimented on or something, and I've been hearing a lot about monsters, too. FINALLY, I CAN PROVE TO EVERYONE BACK ON EARTH THAT I'M NOT CRAZY! I have to track these things down and COLLECT EVIDENCE! After I get over this

Comments

[nomakothx]

... Do you have to be so loud?

[fullofcorn]

Well this is the fate of the universe I'm talking about!

[nomakothx]

No. You're shouting about a relatively harmless, green midget.

[fullofcorn]

HE'S STOLEN HUMAN ORGANS! HE TRIED TO SMASH AN ENTIRE PLANET INTO EARTH! HE LAUNCHED ME INTO SPACE ON A SELF-DESTRUCTING SHIP!

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST HE'S DONE!

[nomakothx]

If he can manage any of that here, I'll be impressed.

[fullofcorn]

I'm sure he'll find something stupid and destructive enough to keep himself busy.