Title: SMSOF
Pairing: 2woo
Rating: R (more for the graphic aspect of it, but I'm sure there is NC-17 on the way...maybe?)
Genre: supernatural, smut, romance, action, horror
Summary: Dongwoo couldn't just have a normal job like other humans. Hell, he couldn't be normal period. Even with the help of his new hell hound familiar, it was still a hard job being a necromancer, especially with a soul snatcher on the loose praying on humankind that would like nothing more than to take over his body.
Part Six
When the doorbell rang the first time, Woohyun was the first up, happily paying the delivery man and snatching the food from his grasp. It couldn't have come at a better time either, the intruders in his house driving him quite insane by now. Still, it was an interesting sight, watching five magic users all in one place. He had to hand it to the founder of the school, the last time he'd been summoned, the world had been nothing like this. It was nice to see that kids like them weren't on their own anymore.
The second ring, however, had Sungjong springing up from his place on the couch, door now opening to reveal Mr. Kim, two 24 packs of beer under each arm in tow.
"What the- who the hell invited him?" Dongwoo groaned, but accepted a beer when it was passed to him, none the less. Pizza and beer. There were definitely worse combinations out there.
"He pretty much invited himself," Sungjong shrugged, "So I told him as long as he brought booze..."
"And nobody finds it weird that we're drinking with a teacher?" Sungyeol slurred. When they'd met up with the four other boys in the elevator earlier, Sungyeol had already had a slight buzz going, but he had assured Dongwoo and Woohyun that no drunken sex would occur in their apartment. Myungsoo's smirk said otherwise.
"Well just think of it this way, Wolverine hung out with the younger members of X-Men all the time," Myungsoo shrugged.
"Well technically, Wolverine was older than practically everyone anyway," Hoya argued.
"You're comparing us to a comic now?" Mr. Kim sighed.
"And you think Mr. Kim is Wolverine?" Dongwoo gasped. "Fuck that! At the very least, Woohyun is Wolverine. Mr. Kim is like... Professor X, and no way did the X-Men party with Professor X."
"I call Iceman!" Myungsoo cheered, cracking open another beer after he had iced it in his palms, all the while Sungyeol shouting beside him that all the pyros were bad guys in that series.
"Just call me Shadowcat, meow~" Sungjong joked, floating half way through the sofa. "And Hoya is like, reverse Rogue!"
"Well then what am I?" Dongwoo frowned.
"You're like that one kid off of Sixth Sense.You know, if he were to become an X-Man."
"I see dead mutants," Myungsoo joked, cracking himself -and only himself- up.
"...I'm so glad I decided to come tonight," Mr. Kim sighed before snagging a piece of pizza and plopping down beside Dongwoo on the loveseat, much to his and Woohyun's dismay, but Woohyun was still polishing off his own personal pizza, so there wasn't much he could do about it. It was a rule that Woohyun eat at the dinner table, because let's face it, he ate like an animal.
The satisfied smirk Mr. Kim had on his lips as he bit into his pizza slice showed he knew exactly what he was doing. So Dongwoo slapped the pizza out of his hand just to be an asshole. The stray piece went flying and hit Sungyeol square in the face, which just made the rest of them burst into laughter, Myungsoo included, even as he was trying to console his wailing boyfriend through a fit of giggles and failing miserably.
Mr. Kim chuckled but stood up to go grab another piece -even though Sungjong offered to grab one for him- successfully leaving the spot beside Dongwoo open, but before Woohyun had even thought to pounce on the opportunity, Hoya was happily seated next to him, handing Dongwoo another beer in the process. Woohyun growled and sat up menacingly, but stopped himself from hoisting the younger boy up and out of the chair, if only barely. Hoya was probably the only person that could protect Dongwoo at the moment.
At least, he hoped Hoya could.
Five pizzas and fourty some beers later ended with six grown men spread out on the carpet, coffee table pushed aside to make room for the puppy pile now in front of the tv. Woohyun lay sprawled on the couch behind them, beer in hand absently, not like he could get drunk on the stuff though. All the talk about X-Men earlier had started a drunken marathon, random shouts of 'this is nothing like the comic' or 'he is so hot' being projected at the screen every so often. Dongwoo was smushed between Hoya and Sunggyu -he had drunkenly announced they could no longer call him Mr. Kim for the rest of the night- but his feet were propped up on the sofa, the two of them playing footsie every so often, but Woohyun's thoughts were far from pleasant. Even with the physical contact, he just couldn't keep calm.
Not after what he'd found out earlier at the crime scene.
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Dongwoo had never been good with liquor, and as a result, was the first to pass out. Woohyun picked the man up easily, kicking a sleepy Hoya as well.
"You get the privilege of sleeping in the bed tonight." The others around them whined, but one raised eyebrow and a calculated snarl had them shutting up quick enough.
Padding to their room, he placed Dongwoo down in the center of the bed before making to leave. He didn't want to see Hoya getting all cuddly withhis necromancer.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything to him," Hoya chuckled, patting Woohyun on the back before sliding quietly under the covers.
"It's not you I'm worried about," Woohyun said darkly, red eyes glowing in the pitch black room. He looked around warily before growling quietly, "Just make sure you shield him."
Hoya nodded sleepily. "No worries, I have to work on shutting off my power when I'm awake, but they're always on when I'm asleep. This room will be magic free for the rest of the night."
"See that it is, and if you need something, get Sunggyu to help you."
"What about you?"
"...I have something I need to confirm."
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"...are you sure we should be doing this, Sungjong?" Myungsoo asked hesitantly, Sungyeol cowering behind them both.
"Are you kidding me? I've been wanting to test one of these out for years!" he cheered, placing the Ouija board on the ground between them. "I'm just pissed Dongwoo's asleep, after all, he'd know better than any of us if it actually worked. Besides, Mr... Sunggyu doesn't seem too concerned, and he would be able to tell if something bad was going to come of this, right?" The three looked over at him in varying degrees of worry.
Sunggyu merely nodded from his perch on the loveseat, cracking open yet another beer and chuckling silently to himself.
"Okay, what should we ask it?" Sungjong said excitedly.
"I vote for fucking nothing," Sungyeol whined.
"Ask about my sex life," Myungsoo offered, earning a punch in the back from his boyfriend.
"Let's just start with something simple: is there anyone here with us?" Sungjong said dramatically, which only made Sungyeol's high pitched whining get louder.
All four of them stared at the board and waited.
When nothing happened at first, Sungjong scoffed. "This this is such a sc-" but his words were interrupted by Sungyeol's scream as the board promptly caught fire. "Damnit Sungyeol, can't you try to control your powers?"
"I didn't fucking do it!" he panicked.
"This is some serious movie shit!" Myungsoo said excitedly.
"Paranormal Activity was right!" Sungyeol screamed, jumping up to... leave the room? Go get Dongwoo? No one was really sure what he was planning on doing, but he didn't even get that far, slamming into Woohyun as he stood.
The hellhound slapped him upside the head, pushing the panicked fire wielder onto the couch before putting the flames out with his bare foot. "Don't you guys know messing with this kind of shit can get you into serious trouble?" he sighed before picking the charred cardboard up and tossing it in the trash.
"Oh, boo. You should have let them get further into it before scaring them with the whole 'board catches fire' shit," Sunggyu complained.
"And you. I'm putting you in charge for the time being, I just need to step out for a bit."
Sunggyu's eyes blanked, his signature look when he was looking into the future, that, or when he was bored out of his mind. "I can't see you."
"Yeah, but since when is that new?"
"I'm just worried. I can't see you or Dongwoo right now."
Woohyun shrugged. "Maybe you're just drunk. Scratch that, I know you're drunk."
Sunggyu's frown deepened. "Just be careful. Something feels... wrong."
"Your face feels wrong," Woohyun quipped, taking a page from Dongwoo's book, before he was ghosting away. Tonight. This would be settled tonight.
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He manifested easily in the dark house, unnerved already. The dead body in the middle of the room and scent of dark magic didn't help much.
"Well, can't say I'm surprised to see you again," the soul snatcher sighed. "Have you been well?"
"Cut the act, Kim. I want you to gone."
"Well, that's a rather rude welcome," he pouted, pulling the hood of his cloak back to reveal a completely healthy form, nothing like the skin and bones he'd been before, but then, resurrection spells were powerful things.
"You're trying to kill my master, what did you expect?" Woohyun growled.
"Something a bit happier, maybe?" The man sighed again before disappearing, surprisingly solid arms now wrapping around Woohyun from behind. "After all, you were mine first."
A/N: Look! I updated this! Too bad it's crap OTL My bad, but plot is on the way! And what a twist it is~ I'm thinking as well that I want to just crank this out and finish it before I get into my chaptered onho stories anymore. That'll piss a lot of people off xD I really can't see this being longer than 10 chapters anyway, but you never know!
And thank you all for being so patient and loving, seriously, my 2woo readers are the most polite little things! *hugs you all* I might have a double update tonight too. We'll see, okay?? I'm really gonna try to not leave you guys in the dark so much (although if you're anything like Dongwoo, you like it) <3
Any guesses on who the soul snatcher is, or what he is? It's pretty obvious, really :P
Lanna
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