Nintendo is visionary, absolutely visionary.
I was surfing through some of my friend's livejournals, when I came to Elfir's. She had a link to this...
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782
It is an article unveiling the controller for the Nintendo Revolution(tm), the next generation system from Nintendo. I was curious because nintendo has an extraordinary ability to make each controller uglier, and more lame than its predecessor. When I opened the link I was in shock.
Yes, its a 1-handed controller. For the first few moments I shared Elfir's horror. "What the hell were they thinking?" I said. Were people going to play video games with one hand and do their taxes with the other? I mean its cool if you only HAVE one arm... but otherwise why--
And then the realization dawned on me, and my feelings of disgust turned to overwhelming respect. And here's why....
Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball.
Leisure Suit Larry.
Rumble Roses.
Bloodrayne.
The Guy Game.
Playboy Mansion.
Each of these games feature the same main character--- Cleavage. Yes, I have seen the future, and it wears a size 36DD. We are at the dawn of a new era, one in which breasts, butts, and thongs well be rendered in shocking detail, where dozens of pixels of detail will be poured into the shadow of a single nipple imprint (I'm looking at YOU, Taki from Soul Calibur.)
And in this era, where Pixels of Poontang and Massive Mammary Megabytes will be unleashed upon a legion of geeky, girl-repellent, and overall HORNY teenagers--
Nintendo had the foresight to make a one... handed... controller.
Hats off to you Nintendo.
I guess the next gen DDR pad will double as a towel.
::Walking away:: I mean really, they might has well package in a coupon for Vaseline....
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782
It is an article unveiling the controller for the Nintendo Revolution(tm), the next generation system from Nintendo. I was curious because nintendo has an extraordinary ability to make each controller uglier, and more lame than its predecessor. When I opened the link I was in shock.
Yes, its a 1-handed controller. For the first few moments I shared Elfir's horror. "What the hell were they thinking?" I said. Were people going to play video games with one hand and do their taxes with the other? I mean its cool if you only HAVE one arm... but otherwise why--
And then the realization dawned on me, and my feelings of disgust turned to overwhelming respect. And here's why....
Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball.
Leisure Suit Larry.
Rumble Roses.
Bloodrayne.
The Guy Game.
Playboy Mansion.
Each of these games feature the same main character--- Cleavage. Yes, I have seen the future, and it wears a size 36DD. We are at the dawn of a new era, one in which breasts, butts, and thongs well be rendered in shocking detail, where dozens of pixels of detail will be poured into the shadow of a single nipple imprint (I'm looking at YOU, Taki from Soul Calibur.)
And in this era, where Pixels of Poontang and Massive Mammary Megabytes will be unleashed upon a legion of geeky, girl-repellent, and overall HORNY teenagers--
Nintendo had the foresight to make a one... handed... controller.
Hats off to you Nintendo.
I guess the next gen DDR pad will double as a towel.
::Walking away:: I mean really, they might has well package in a coupon for Vaseline....