Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?
Author: tryslora
Title: Why’d You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/s: Stiles/Jackson, Allison/Scott/Isaac
Character/s: Stiles, Jackson, Allison, Scott, Lydia, Derek
Summary: Stiles changes his Facebook status to “It’s Complicated” and the texts start flying.
Warnings: implied underage
Word Count: 502
Prompt: #18 - Facebook
Author's Notes: Okay, so maybe I could’ve done this with the pretty texting images, but I’m too lazy. Also, I had way too much fun with this bit of silliness. As always, I do not own the characters or world of Teen Wolf; I’m just having fun here.
Scott: Dude, FB status? Complicated?
Stiles: They didn’t have one for “fucking”
Scott: Since when? Who?
Stiles: Long story. And it really is complicated.
Lydia: Is that code for you’re fucking someone?
Stiles: Trust you to see right through that. Why? Do you care?
Lydia: Not really. Should I pity the girl?
Stiles: Who says it’s a girl?
Lydia: Guy? I wasn’t expecting that.
Stiles: Who says it’s a guy?
Lydia: You can’t have a complicated relationship with your right hand.
Allison: Are you okay?
Stiles: Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?
Allison: Complicated isn’t always good.
Stiles: You and Scott are complicated.
Allison: We don’t put it on our Facebook status.
Stiles: That’s because Facebook doesn’t let you be complicated with two people.
Allison: What do you mean?
Stiles: Isaac IS a complication, right?
Allison: You didn’t say who you’re complicated with.
Stiles: Nice avoidance of the question.
Allison: Same to you.
Derek: Why is everyone talking about Facebook?
Stiles: Do you even know what Facebook is?
Derek: I’m not an idiot.
Stiles: Okay, do you have a Facebook?
Derek: No.
Stiles: Well, then, why do you care what mine says?
Derek: I’m trying to have a pack meeting and everyone’s gossiping. Where are you?
Stiles: Avoiding the pack meeting.
Derek: Get over here.
Jackson: Change your status.
Stiles: Why? Worried it might mean something?
Jackson: Change your status.
Stiles: Lydia’s watching you text me, you know.
Jackson: Change your damned FB status.
Stiles: She’s going to figure it out. She’s a genius.
Jackson: I don’t give a fuck what Lydia thinks.
Stiles: Weren’t you dating her just a few months ago?
Jackson: Just change your fucking status already.
Lydia: You’re kidding.
Stiles: Stop texting. Derek’s starting to give me the alpha red-eye.
Lydia: Seriously, Stiles? I thought it was going to be Derek. Or you making jokes about your hand.
Stiles: It’s nothing, Lydia. It was a joke.
Lydia: Hurt him and I will emasculate you.
Stiles: Hurt HIM? Lydia, are we talking about the same asshole here?
Lydia: I can be very creative.
Stiles: Why did you two break up again?
Lydia: It’s complicated.
Stiles: Hah. Just hah.
Stiles: Let’s go be complicated.
Stiles: Is this you not speaking to me anymore?
Stiles: Fuck.
Jackson: That’s what I had in mind. If you put your status back.
Stiles: Do you really want me to list this ass as available?
Jackson: Fuck you.
Stiles: That’s what we’re discussing.
Jackson: This isn’t a RELATIONSHIP, Stilinski.
Stiles: No, but it definitely is complicated. And it’s your own fault Lydia figured it out.
Jackson: She doesn’t know anything for certain.
Stiles: She threatened to rip my balls off if I hurt you. She’s pretty damned sure of it.
Jackson: How does she think you’re going to hurt me?
Stiles: I think she gives you far more emotional credit than she should.
Jackson: You alone tonight?
Stiles: You coming over?
Jackson: Be there in five.
Scott: DUDE. Jackson?
Stiles: Like I said. It’s complicated.
Title: Why’d You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/s: Stiles/Jackson, Allison/Scott/Isaac
Character/s: Stiles, Jackson, Allison, Scott, Lydia, Derek
Summary: Stiles changes his Facebook status to “It’s Complicated” and the texts start flying.
Warnings: implied underage
Word Count: 502
Prompt: #18 - Facebook
Author's Notes: Okay, so maybe I could’ve done this with the pretty texting images, but I’m too lazy. Also, I had way too much fun with this bit of silliness. As always, I do not own the characters or world of Teen Wolf; I’m just having fun here.
Scott: Dude, FB status? Complicated?
Stiles: They didn’t have one for “fucking”
Scott: Since when? Who?
Stiles: Long story. And it really is complicated.
Lydia: Is that code for you’re fucking someone?
Stiles: Trust you to see right through that. Why? Do you care?
Lydia: Not really. Should I pity the girl?
Stiles: Who says it’s a girl?
Lydia: Guy? I wasn’t expecting that.
Stiles: Who says it’s a guy?
Lydia: You can’t have a complicated relationship with your right hand.
Allison: Are you okay?
Stiles: Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?
Allison: Complicated isn’t always good.
Stiles: You and Scott are complicated.
Allison: We don’t put it on our Facebook status.
Stiles: That’s because Facebook doesn’t let you be complicated with two people.
Allison: What do you mean?
Stiles: Isaac IS a complication, right?
Allison: You didn’t say who you’re complicated with.
Stiles: Nice avoidance of the question.
Allison: Same to you.
Derek: Why is everyone talking about Facebook?
Stiles: Do you even know what Facebook is?
Derek: I’m not an idiot.
Stiles: Okay, do you have a Facebook?
Derek: No.
Stiles: Well, then, why do you care what mine says?
Derek: I’m trying to have a pack meeting and everyone’s gossiping. Where are you?
Stiles: Avoiding the pack meeting.
Derek: Get over here.
Jackson: Change your status.
Stiles: Why? Worried it might mean something?
Jackson: Change your status.
Stiles: Lydia’s watching you text me, you know.
Jackson: Change your damned FB status.
Stiles: She’s going to figure it out. She’s a genius.
Jackson: I don’t give a fuck what Lydia thinks.
Stiles: Weren’t you dating her just a few months ago?
Jackson: Just change your fucking status already.
Lydia: You’re kidding.
Stiles: Stop texting. Derek’s starting to give me the alpha red-eye.
Lydia: Seriously, Stiles? I thought it was going to be Derek. Or you making jokes about your hand.
Stiles: It’s nothing, Lydia. It was a joke.
Lydia: Hurt him and I will emasculate you.
Stiles: Hurt HIM? Lydia, are we talking about the same asshole here?
Lydia: I can be very creative.
Stiles: Why did you two break up again?
Lydia: It’s complicated.
Stiles: Hah. Just hah.
Stiles: Let’s go be complicated.
Stiles: Is this you not speaking to me anymore?
Stiles: Fuck.
Jackson: That’s what I had in mind. If you put your status back.
Stiles: Do you really want me to list this ass as available?
Jackson: Fuck you.
Stiles: That’s what we’re discussing.
Jackson: This isn’t a RELATIONSHIP, Stilinski.
Stiles: No, but it definitely is complicated. And it’s your own fault Lydia figured it out.
Jackson: She doesn’t know anything for certain.
Stiles: She threatened to rip my balls off if I hurt you. She’s pretty damned sure of it.
Jackson: How does she think you’re going to hurt me?
Stiles: I think she gives you far more emotional credit than she should.
Jackson: You alone tonight?
Stiles: You coming over?
Jackson: Be there in five.
Scott: DUDE. Jackson?
Stiles: Like I said. It’s complicated.