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Today's Sue, donated by Satsu_the_clown makes you want to overdose on brain bleach, but then you realize it isn’t worth the effort.
TITLE: Flaming Rose (The title of this story a) Gives me mental images of a really bad paint job or b) strikes me as REALLY really ironic.)
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Black Spell
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
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TITLE: Flaming Rose (The title of this story a) Gives me mental images of a really bad paint job or b) strikes me as REALLY really ironic.)
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Black Spell
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
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Current Music: ITS LIKE THERES A KNIFE IN MY EYE AND YOUR TWISTING IT!
Authors Name: S@argent S@vage! (IM IN YOUR HOUSE!)
SPOOOOOORK!!!!!!
NAME:: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andrt Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd...Don't hesitate to call.
Species: ITS HALF DOG HALF HUMAN HALF STARVING CRAZED APE HALF GINGER SNAP!
AGE: OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR REAL FATHER! (hint wink nudge)
ATTIRE: 10 pairs of pants, 29 shirts (18 long sleve), half a pair of underwear and a sock over his head!
HAIR: SOCK!
EYES: SOCK!
FAVORITE COLOR: SOCK! (blue on fridays)
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: every minute of everyday is spent trying to end his own life... its very say...
NOTES:!? At a very young age he was abused and beaten constantly by a mean magical mouse named Argonaot. The he grew up and became a lawyer!
STORY TIME: One day our young hero walks down the street where he meets a very unusual fellow by the name of Tim. Tim has no legs and only 1 arm, he lost it in a tragic tea drinking contest. Anyway, our hero kills him and moves on. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE BURSTS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND EATS YOUR FAMILIES!
I hear its amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space does a raw blink on hiri kiri rock with the tuning fork, 61.
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