One! One! Can you believe it????
I finally found a Sue-fic that's tame enough to deserve a ONE!
I credit that to the fact that this FF.net account belongs to two people (which is a concept I REALLY don't understand. I mean... unless you have stories that are co-written, is it really THAT difficult to make a new account?), of which one can write a passable story.
TITLE: This is How it Goes
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Happy Emo
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
One!
FULL NAME(with titles): Kelly David
SPECIES: Human/Alchemist
AGE: 15
ATTIRE: A sweater
HAIR (with adjectives): not mentioned
EYES (with adjectives): not mentioned
UNUSUAL MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSSESSIONS: A book titled "All you need to know about Alchemy", bad capitalization and all.
ANNOYING ORIGIN: All it says is that she currently has no parents and lives with her aunt.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She's "wanted" by the military because of her "abnormal alchemic abilities" (try saying that three times fast. __), but Roy and Hughes are just playing a) a giant joke on Ed or b) matchmaker. Roy gives Ed and Kelly a mission to investigate... something that's happening in Xenotime, but books them the honeymoon suite as their room. And where is Al, you say? Stuck in Central after Ed was so easily persuaded to leave him behind.
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can perform alchemy without the use of a transmutation circle (which therefore means she has seen the Gate. Which also means she must be a pretty skilled alchemist to summon the Gate. So why does she need a book called "All you need to know about Alchemy"?), and she can shapeshift into animals.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: She's painfully awkward and fake.
NOTES:
Aww.. the Suethor thinks she can make Ed forget about his brother AND the philosopher's stone with her wittle awkward (yet charming) Sue!!!
*snore*
SAMPLE:
“I’m gonna go and unpack everything, okay?” Kelly opened the door leading to the bedroom and dropped her bag. “Oh.My.God.”
“What’s the matter- what the hell!” Ed yelled when he looked through the open door.
Both Ed and Kelly just stood in the doorway looking into the room, both not knowing what to think. In front of them, in the room, was a bed. Just one…
But there was something about the bed. It was… heart shaped. Yes. Heart Shaped… With Red silk
Sheets and White lace pillows and trimming.
There was a teddy bear in the middle of the bed with a box of chocolates in its arm. Ed slammed the door shut and ran over to the phone.
“This can’t be the right room! I’ll phone the front desk and ask!” He said frantically as he yanked up the receiver and started dialing numbers.
“No, Ed… Think about it. Mustang and Hughes ordered the room. He made this happen on purpose…!” Kelly said, annoyed as she placed her head into her hands.
“He WHAT!” Ed screamed into the phone as soon as the lady at the desk answered. He just slammed the phone down.
“Call the front desk and ask if there’s any other vacant rooms!” Kelly suggested. Ed just nodded angrily and picked up the receiver and dialed the number once again. When the lady answered, Ed asked her about any other rooms but she said the hotel was booked (Going to a small town with a failing economy sounds like a fun vacation to me too!). Ed just sighed and hung up.
“Whatever… Let’s just go to the library or something and do some research. I’ll deal with Mustang later” Ed said as he grabbed the room key and walked towards the door, Kelly following.
Moments later they reached the library and sat down at a table. “So, what exactly are we looking for?” Kelly browsed through all the books currently on the table.
“Well… Mustang-…” Ed cringed at his name “-said that we had to research a abandoned warehouse… They say some sort of disaster happened there
and it’s been abandoned ever since. We’re interested in seeing what all the commotion (There IS no commotion! It's abandoned!) is about,
because it could be related to your abilities. So, look for a book that has something to do with the warehouse in it.”
Kelly nodded and walked over to a shelf full of books and scanned through all the titles. “Here we go,” she mumbled to herself as she took out a couple
books that looked interesting. She took them back over to the table to see Ed had already begun to read some books.
Kelly just sat down and opened the book to the index at the back and looked for information on the warehouse. “Page 207…” She whispered to herself as she flipped through the book looking for page 207. Sure enough, there was information on the warehouse. She began to read, taking notes of all the information she had gathered so far.
About two hours later Kelly yawned and looked at her watch. “Ed, we’ve been here for two hours… (Psh. It’s only been two hours and she’s tired already. Diligence girl!) We can come back tomorrow and read some more.
It’s getting late and we haven’t eaten yet.” Ed nodded and picked up all the books currently on the table and gave them to the librarian for her to put away.
“So… about the warehouse. I heard that there was a chemical reaction malfunction type of thing, which caused it to be abandoned. I still haven’t figured out what happened, but it should be fairly easy to find out. Anyways, whatever it was caused a special producer for the Philosopher’s stone. It doesn’t need any human sacrifices and only one stone like this has been made. (You know, if that was real… Way to kill the last half of the anime.) Currently, the Homunculi are after it… That’s all I’ve really found out,” (Is it just me or does that sound more like something he'd find off of FMA!wikipedia? )
Ed stated as they made their way out of the library.
I credit that to the fact that this FF.net account belongs to two people (which is a concept I REALLY don't understand. I mean... unless you have stories that are co-written, is it really THAT difficult to make a new account?), of which one can write a passable story.
TITLE: This is How it Goes
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: Happy Emo
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
One!
FULL NAME(with titles): Kelly David
SPECIES: Human/Alchemist
AGE: 15
ATTIRE: A sweater
HAIR (with adjectives): not mentioned
EYES (with adjectives): not mentioned
UNUSUAL MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSSESSIONS: A book titled "All you need to know about Alchemy", bad capitalization and all.
ANNOYING ORIGIN: All it says is that she currently has no parents and lives with her aunt.
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She's "wanted" by the military because of her "abnormal alchemic abilities" (try saying that three times fast. __), but Roy and Hughes are just playing a) a giant joke on Ed or b) matchmaker. Roy gives Ed and Kelly a mission to investigate... something that's happening in Xenotime, but books them the honeymoon suite as their room. And where is Al, you say? Stuck in Central after Ed was so easily persuaded to leave him behind.
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can perform alchemy without the use of a transmutation circle (which therefore means she has seen the Gate. Which also means she must be a pretty skilled alchemist to summon the Gate. So why does she need a book called "All you need to know about Alchemy"?), and she can shapeshift into animals.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: She's painfully awkward and fake.
NOTES:
Aww.. the Suethor thinks she can make Ed forget about his brother AND the philosopher's stone with her wittle awkward (yet charming) Sue!!!
*snore*
SAMPLE:
“I’m gonna go and unpack everything, okay?” Kelly opened the door leading to the bedroom and dropped her bag. “Oh.My.God.”
“What’s the matter- what the hell!” Ed yelled when he looked through the open door.
Both Ed and Kelly just stood in the doorway looking into the room, both not knowing what to think. In front of them, in the room, was a bed. Just one…
But there was something about the bed. It was… heart shaped. Yes. Heart Shaped… With Red silk
Sheets and White lace pillows and trimming.
There was a teddy bear in the middle of the bed with a box of chocolates in its arm. Ed slammed the door shut and ran over to the phone.
“This can’t be the right room! I’ll phone the front desk and ask!” He said frantically as he yanked up the receiver and started dialing numbers.
“No, Ed… Think about it. Mustang and Hughes ordered the room. He made this happen on purpose…!” Kelly said, annoyed as she placed her head into her hands.
“He WHAT!” Ed screamed into the phone as soon as the lady at the desk answered. He just slammed the phone down.
“Call the front desk and ask if there’s any other vacant rooms!” Kelly suggested. Ed just nodded angrily and picked up the receiver and dialed the number once again. When the lady answered, Ed asked her about any other rooms but she said the hotel was booked (Going to a small town with a failing economy sounds like a fun vacation to me too!). Ed just sighed and hung up.
“Whatever… Let’s just go to the library or something and do some research. I’ll deal with Mustang later” Ed said as he grabbed the room key and walked towards the door, Kelly following.
Moments later they reached the library and sat down at a table. “So, what exactly are we looking for?” Kelly browsed through all the books currently on the table.
“Well… Mustang-…” Ed cringed at his name “-said that we had to research a abandoned warehouse… They say some sort of disaster happened there
and it’s been abandoned ever since. We’re interested in seeing what all the commotion (There IS no commotion! It's abandoned!) is about,
because it could be related to your abilities. So, look for a book that has something to do with the warehouse in it.”
Kelly nodded and walked over to a shelf full of books and scanned through all the titles. “Here we go,” she mumbled to herself as she took out a couple
books that looked interesting. She took them back over to the table to see Ed had already begun to read some books.
Kelly just sat down and opened the book to the index at the back and looked for information on the warehouse. “Page 207…” She whispered to herself as she flipped through the book looking for page 207. Sure enough, there was information on the warehouse. She began to read, taking notes of all the information she had gathered so far.
About two hours later Kelly yawned and looked at her watch. “Ed, we’ve been here for two hours… (Psh. It’s only been two hours and she’s tired already. Diligence girl!) We can come back tomorrow and read some more.
It’s getting late and we haven’t eaten yet.” Ed nodded and picked up all the books currently on the table and gave them to the librarian for her to put away.
“So… about the warehouse. I heard that there was a chemical reaction malfunction type of thing, which caused it to be abandoned. I still haven’t figured out what happened, but it should be fairly easy to find out. Anyways, whatever it was caused a special producer for the Philosopher’s stone. It doesn’t need any human sacrifices and only one stone like this has been made. (You know, if that was real… Way to kill the last half of the anime.) Currently, the Homunculi are after it… That’s all I’ve really found out,” (Is it just me or does that sound more like something he'd find off of FMA!wikipedia? )
Ed stated as they made their way out of the library.