Guess who's back from the dead?
Hey darlings. I know, I know, I've been gone for a long ass time. I'm not going to give any crappy excuses, and just go straight into the sporking again. To help ensure another unexpected three and a half month long hiatus occurs, this won't be updated everyday.
Also, in... a month and a week. I'm leaving for China, so far, I'm not sure on whether I'll have access to an internet connection or not, so.. if not, i'll pass this on to someone for the summer.
TITLE: FullMetal Alchemist, Let's stay togetherAlways
SINNER AUTHOR'S NAME: sweetshortgurl321
NUMBER OR SPORKS IT TAKES TO KILL THIS SUE:
FULL NAME: Roxana? Roxanne?
NICKNAMES: Roxy, "Foxy Roxy". No seriously, that's what she's addressed as.
SPECIES: Human, alchemist
AGE: N/A
ATTIRE: "She was wearing a jade shirt, showing her midriff and said 'HOTNESS' in black letters. She was also wearing jean capris and black baby doll shoes with her black leather finger cut gloves on."
HAIR (with adjectives): long, black with bangs
EYES (with adjectives): dark brown
UNUSUAL MARKINGS: She has an automail left foot.
POSSESSIONS: A locket she's totally obsessive about. Guitar.
ANNOYING ORIGIN: From an orphanage, where she lived with an obsessive stalker named Yuki and an overbearing matron named Haruko. Oh. And a dog. Named Gris. (Which the author wants you to know means "gray" in spanish.)
ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She saves Ed and Al's lives after they seem to have forgotten how to defend themselves against non-alchemists. And a basic law of Mary-sue Land seems to be "personal deformities seem to attract similar personal deformities".
ANNOYING SPECIAL ABILITIES: Alchemy without a circle. And 1337 martial art skills, with Wolverine claws.
OTHER ANNOYING TRAITS: In the beginning, she's a girl with intelligence and a strong will, yet then goes completely out of character and just caves in to her father's will saying he wants her married to Yuki, even though she knows her family and Yuki's family have never met before. People have to learn that OCs have to be in character too.
NOTES:
Well, this was originally going to get a THREE. But then the author decided to add in a mini-sue named "Avril". Of course, her last name is never exposed, but after Roxy screams "YOU DIRTY LITTLE PUNK ROCKER" at her, well, we can all see where her "inspiriation" for this character comes from. Then she makes refernce to Wolverine and his claws.
Oh, did I mention they preformed Kelly Clarkson at a Christmas party?
SAMPLE:
"What did he ask you?" said Ed.
"He said if I wanted to have an orgy with him and his friends."
"WHAT!"
"I know. That's why I don't trust men. They're so...sick; it makes me wanna throw up."
"Ummm...Avril said something about you having auto mail," asked Al, trying to change the subject, "is it true?" Roxy looked at the ground and nodded.
"Yeah, it's true. It happened a few years ago, when I first met Avril. Avril's my best friend and is like a sister to me. I would do anything for her. One day, I was doing an experiment, trying to bring my foster mom to life, to see if I could bring my parents back to life and Avril was there to watch. But something went horribly wrong. I don't remember any of it except that I somehow came out fine but Avril lost her whole left leg. It was scary but I gave up my left foot, and Avirl got her leg back. (Unless your foot is mutated and therefore morbidly obese, i hardly think it constitues as "Equivalent Exchange" to exchange it for a leg. Way to follow the fundamental laws of alchemy.) She didn't know how to thank me but that what’s a friend are for, right?" she smiled. She walked away and toward Avril's room with the rest of group. Ed walked with Roxy.
"What's wrong?" asked Roxy.
"Nothing." Ed noticed Roxy was struggling with her necklace, trying to put it on.
"Need help?"
"I'm fine." Roxy struggled some more. "Damn it. Fine. Here." Roxy handed Ed her locket and lifted her hair up so Ed wouldn't have difficulty putting on the locket while they walked. Roxy was somewhat short compared to Ed. She was at his nose. After awhile, Ed finally put it around Roxy's neck.
"Thanks." she said and let her hair down. She turned to face Ed. They were close to each other. They realized how close they were and blushed.
"Oh wow!" squealed Avril. "Look who's under the mistletoe!"
Ed and Roxy looked up and saw it was true that they were under the mistletoe. Their faces were very red now.
"Come on Roxy!" urged Avril, "This will be your first kiss!"
"Yeah Foxy!" cried another girl, "You go girl!"
"W-wait!" stuttered Roxy, "I don't wanna!"
"Would you rather have that other guy want to kiss you!"
"NO!"
"Then do it already!"
"Alright! Alright!" Roxy gave in and faced Ed. Roxy looked at Ed and pulled him toward her face. Ed's eyes shot open and froze while Roxy embraced him. Roxy pulled away from the kiss and blushed.
"There. You happy? My first kiss." asked Roxy. All the girls crowded her and congradulated her and Ed.
"You go Roxy! And you say you hate men! I knew you were lying!" While they walked off, Ed stood there, silent. Avril pulled Ed a sided to talk to him.
"Aren't you lucky? You got kissed by the girl who gets hit on by almost all the men she meets. All the men would LOVE to be you right now." teased Avril. Avril giggled and caught up with the other girls.
Later
Ed and Al were wandering the hallway until they heard some girls giggling. They paused and listened for a moment and heard voices.
"Really? I didn't know that Avril. You seriously wanted to be a punk rocker?"
"Well I dress like one don't I? Anyway, Roxy what's the deal with the midget and the tin man?"
Ed was about to burst into the room but Al held him back.
"Oh you mean Ed and Al? Nothing really."
"Wait; did you say Ed and Al! I think I heard of them before." said one girl, "Wait! They're the Elric brothers! The older brother, Edward was named state alchemist when he was only 12. And he earned the nickname, FullMetal Alchemist."
"'FullMetal'?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"Beats me."
"Hey Roxy!" said another girl "Is the FullMetal the one who wears the armor?"
"Nah. That's Al."
"So the short, blonde one's the FullMetal? He's hot! If you don't want him, I can have him!"
"Who said I want him? How could I WANT him! I barley even know him Claire!" Things went quiet for a while then they began chatting again. Ed's and Al's faces were glued to the door until someone opened the door. They looked up and saw Roxy and the rest of the girls staring at them.
"I knew someone was listening to us but I didn't think it would be you two." Roxy sighed and walked out the room. "If you need me, I am at the gym."An hour later, Ed and Al came across the gym.
"Huh? Where does this door lead to Ed?"
"Let's find out!" Ed pushed the doors wide open and saw Roxy. She was dancing to a song called 'All the things she said' by T.A.T.U. Her moves were stunning yet graceful. When the song finally ended, she took a break and relaxed. She was dripping with sweat. She grabbed a towel and realized that Ed and Al had entered the room.
"That was something." said Ed.
"Thanks. If you think my dancing was something, you should hear me sing and play the piano.” she said as she wiped her face.
"That was amazing Roxy." said Al.
Roxy chuckled. "Hey Ed, is it true that you're the FullMetal Alchemist?"
"Uh Yeah. Why?"
"Why do they call you the FullMetal Alchemist?"
"Because of my auto mail."
"Auto mail?"
Ed took off his red jacket and shirt. He was wearing a black tank top underneath. It reveals his right arm. Roxy gasped.
"So that's why!"
Ed nodded.
"And your brother...his soul is sealed inside the armor?"
He nodded again.
"I see...Can you fight?"
"Huh?"
"Can you fight?" she repeated.
"Why? Afraid that I can beat you?"
"Right. Sure you can." she said sarcastically, "I can take both of you."
"Bring it on Roxy."
"But Ed..." said Al.
"Come on Al. It's just a friendly fight between friends. Plus, there's no need to hold back just because I'm girl."
"Who said I'll hold back?" asked Ed.
"Bring it on Shorty!"
"What'd you called me!"
"Shorty. Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty!"
"Don't call me short! I'm still growing!"
Roxy smirked and stuck her tongue out at him. Ed charged at her. Roxy grabbed his shoulders and jumped over him. Roxy did a front flip and kicked Al. Al got a hold of Roxy's leg. Roxy smiled and did a handstand and kicked Al's head off. Roxy fell on her butt but got back up quickly because Ed was right behind her. Roxy moved slightly to the side and grabbed Ed's arm then flipped him over onto his back. She got on top and clapped her hands together then touched her right arm. Claws like Wolverine's came from her knuckles and pinned it against Ed's throat.
"Ha. Told you, you can't beat me." she smirked.
"Shut up! I had my guard down since you're a girl!"
"Well, pretend I'm a guy."
"It's not that easy." The door opened and they looked up. Avril was at the doorway.
"Roxy, I need to talk to-OH MY GOD!" Avril blushed as she saw Roxy on top of Ed. "I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUPPT! I'M GOING NOW!"
"AVRIL! It's not what it looks like! We were just fighting!" Roxy got off of Ed and handing Al his head.
"Thanks Roxy." said Al as he put his head back on. Roxy smiled and put her claws back inside of her while Ed put his shirt back on.
"I-I saw you on top of E-Ed, so I thought-" Avril's sentence was cut off short.
"Like I would do something like that. Anyway, what do you want?" demanded Roxy.
"You SAID we were gonna perform for everyone today, remember? And we can't START without our second singer and piano player."
"CRAP! I forgot! What are we singing again and how many songs?"
"I think three songs. We're singing two songs by Kelly Clarkson. 'Because of you' and 'I'm gone'. And the other one was 'Going to Ibiza' by the Venga Boys."
"Is everything ready!"
"YES! NOW COME ON!" Avril dragged Roxy to the diner car with Ed and Al behind them. There was equipment ready for them. Roxy got in place in front of the piano and microphone while Avril strapped on her guitar. There were some girls with some violins and drums in the background. Ed and Al sat in crowd, waiting for the show to start. Everyone was silence and Roxy began to play.
"I will not make...the same mistakes as you did. I will not let myself...cause my heart so much misery. I will not break...the way you did you fell so far. I learned the hard way...to never let it get that far. Because of You..." (You know the rest.)
After the started to sing 'Going to Ibiza', they all went crazy. Soon they grew tired and packed up the stuff. Avril stretch and said good bye.
"Where you going?" asked Roxy.
"I'm spending Christmas Eve with my boyfriend. Later."
"Okay. Well, have fun." Roxy left the room. Avril looked concerned and grabbed Ed.
"Hey! What the hell?"
"Shut up and listen." ordered Avril. "Look, you and Al do me a favor and spend Christmas Eve with Roxy? Please?"
"Huh?"
"Roxy's all alone. She's an only child. You, on the other hand, still have your brother. So spend time with her. I don't why but you’re the first guy Roxy seems to along with."
"But..."
Avril grabbed Ed's shirt. "LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"
Ed nodded quickly.
Avril smiled and let go off him. "Good. See you around." she said as she waved good-bye and left.
"So we thought we should spend it with you."
"Really?"
Ed and Al nodded as they sat down. Roxy tried not to smile and sat in between Ed and Al, and opened her locket.
"Here's a picture of my mom and dad." said Roxy as she showed them.
"You look like your dad." said Al, "with your mother's eyes."
"Yeah..." Roxy looked down and seem upset. "I'll never forget the day my parents died. But...I hardly remember any of it."
"Wait, what? You don't remember?"
"Well, up until I was eight, I don't remember a thing before that. I don't even remember my own parents. It's sad...really."
"Are you about to cry?" smiled Ed.
"What! NO! I don't cry!" yelled Roxy. "You'll never see me cry!" Roxy calmed down and offered Ed some hot chocolate.
"Thanks." After they finished sipping their hot chocolate, they talked and laughed.
'I wish Christmas was like this every year. Every year I'm so...lonely.' Without realizing it, she closed her eyes and laid her head on Ed's shoulder. Ed's muscles tensed up and he looked at Roxy. Roxy was in a deep sleep. Ed picked up Roxy bridal-style and laid her in bed. Ed pulled a blanket over her and smiled.
"What do we do now brother?" asked Al.
"I guess we're spending the night in here." he said and lies on the floor and fell asleep... (Don't start crying yet, they don't do anything. Yet. The formatting forced me to skim after the 4th chapter.)